Review: 'Suburgatory' - 'Chinese Chicken': Love me tender
Tessa becomes a football girlfriend, while Sheila rocks out with George's dad band
Ana Gasteyer rocking out with the "Suburgatory" dad band.
A review of last night's "Suburgatory" coming up just as soon as I all the parks in the miniature city in my basement are clothing-optional...
There were parts of "Chinese Chicken" that felt rushed — both in the rise and fall and rise of George's dad band and in Tessa's dismantling of the school's entire football girlfriend ecosystem — and yet despite that, this was one of my favorite "Suburgatory" episodes to date.
Now, I'm a sucker for musical numbers in my sitcoms, so when you have Ana Gasteyer expertly rocking out to "Barracuda," or Fred insisting on jumping ahead to the rap bridge of Barenaked Ladies' "One Week," I'm almost always going to bump the grade up a few notches. More importantly, though, "Chinese Chicken" accomplished something that "Suburgatory" often struggles with in the way it managed to tell a human story about the cartoonish excesses of Chatswin.
Everything about the lives of the football girlfriends was outlandish, yet it worked because it was mainly a story about Tessa's relationship with Ryan, and because the writers and Parker Young have managed to find the person inside the lunkhead. (Ryan's sincere, enthusiastic recitation of Amber's "great story" was perfect, particularly the coda where he said, "That reminds me: I'm supposed to give Renaldo a noogie at 12:45.") Tessa turns into Norma Rae and shuts down the sweatshop, but it just makes things worse until Ryan shows her how good it feels to run through paper while others cheer for you. I'd have liked to see a bit more of how the rest of the girlfriends were brought back into the fold, but it was a nice moment nonetheless.
I don't know that the dad band subplot ever connected entirely to the Skylight King problems George was having with Dallas, but I honestly do not care because... Sheila singing Heart. (Enjoy it again below.) That is all that was necessary. But beyond that, this was one of the better uses of Fred and Noah, and a diversion for the guys that felt like an actual suburban thing rather than a thing done only by the impossibly wealthy and stupid.
There are so many tonal forces working against each other on "Suburgatory" that it's very hard for them to do an episode that's absolutely perfect, but "Chinese Chicken" came close — and that was even without a second of Dalia.
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January 24, 2013 at 11:48AM EST Reply to CommentMy favorite throwaway joke was when Dallas said, "Oh. Oh, Sheila." And Gasteyer responded, "We don't take requests." Mainly because as soon as Dallas said it, I did have the song in my head.
Ted Schmoesby I have been completely unable to get into this show but as they meta-mentioned last night, there's almost nothing even remotely good in the exact half-hour they're on so I do watch sometimes and read the occasional review here...but man this one knocked it out of the park and that oh, oh sheila was the "you had me at hello" moment
January 24, 2013 at 12:28PM ESTSheila L.
January 24, 2013 at 11:50AM EST Reply to CommentI actually laughed out loud a couple of times during the episode. That doesn't happen very often nowadays with the current crop of sitcoms on the air.
d-man
January 24, 2013 at 11:54AM EST Reply to CommentNever understood why shows don't take advantage of cast members' talents more often. On SNL, Ana Gasteyer sung regularly, and was quite good at it. Not suggesting every episode should have a musical number, but Suburgatory could really take advantage of her and Chris Parnell better. Less over-the-top comedy and more subtle comedy with them would work better.
Ted Schmoesby +1 to all of this
January 24, 2013 at 12:38PM ESTvandusan You know that she starred as Elfaba in "Wicked" in Chicago for a long time. I went to see it and she was amazing.
January 24, 2013 at 2:53PM ESTfloretbroccoli
January 24, 2013 at 11:59AM EST Reply to CommentSpeaking of enjoying musical numbers on sitcoms, do you know what's up with Donald Faison appearing on the last two Wedding Band episodes? Can we look forward to some dancing?
Derric
January 24, 2013 at 12:02PM EST Reply to CommentI enjoyed the episode so much that I didn't even realize Dalia's absence, and she usually gets the most laughs from me.
LJA
January 24, 2013 at 12:30PM EST Reply to CommentMore episodes without Dahlia and very little Dallas, please.
Ted Schmoesby hmmmm....maybe George and Tessa move back to NY and Parnell Gasteyer move with them to make a version of "The Neighbors" (yeah I know, I know, but that was actually decent last night too!) with the two "Chatswinites" playing the "aliens"
January 24, 2013 at 12:44PM ESTKmarko
January 24, 2013 at 1:28PM EST Reply to CommentEnjoyed this too...to the point where I really wish the show would rein it in a bit and become better on a consistent basis.
Also, OT but seems like the closest place to mention, I thought Modern Family's Godfather parody last night was pretty inspired.
JM
January 24, 2013 at 1:32PM EST Reply to CommentFred's wearing a Pointer Sisters muscle shirt!
Jim D
January 24, 2013 at 1:58PM EST Reply to CommentGreat episode! I certainly hope the show's creators realize what they have here and make Sheila's Pets as a recurring part of the show.
iinbas limbs
January 24, 2013 at 5:09PM EST Reply to CommentMore shots of Tessa in tight blue jeans... certainly better than last weeks silly dance off show.
Guest
January 24, 2013 at 7:36PM EST Reply to CommentThe show is very uneven,still hasn't found itself.
Tony
January 25, 2013 at 9:05AM EST Reply to CommentSinging was awesome! Group of football girlfriends hilarious! Joan was especially funny. It would be nice to know if Tessa can inspire any longterm change at Chatworth. Fun show- I'm a fan!
Alf
February 1, 2013 at 11:54AM EST Reply to CommentLet Parnell rap!