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Review: 'New Girl' - 'Eggs': A heartbreaking work of staggering vagenius

In an outstanding episode, Jess and Cece have a fertility scare, Nick tries to finish his book and Schmidt has a sex problem

<p>Hannah Simone and Zooey Deschanel in "New Girl."</p>

Hannah Simone and Zooey Deschanel in "New Girl."

Credit: FOX

A review of last night's "New Girl" coming up just as soon as I eat my way out of a sandwich house...

You may have noticed that for much of this season, "New Girl" has wound up as part of a Wednesday morning round-up of the previous night's sitcoms, as a way of keeping the workload manageable when I'm watching so many shows in a given night. I'd planned to do that again today, since I'd already seen last night's (quite good) "The Mindy Project" and was going to power through some of the other stuff this morning and then touch on them all briefly. And I may get to the other shows later, but "Eggs" was such a terrific episode of "New Girl," distilling so many of the things the show does when it's at its best, that I decided it was worth special attention.(*)

(*) Either that, or I couldn't resist that headline, which — thanks in part to James Poniewozik — narrowly edged out a reference to the Tom Petty song "Zombie Zoo."

On the most basic — and, for a comedy, important — level, "Eggs" was just extremely funny, from the opening moments (the lesbians being horrified at hearing Schmidt's sex narration) to the closing ones (the group's glee at hearing Winston read from Nick's terrible zombie novel). Kay Cannon's script (as one might expect from a longtime "30 Rock" writer, who here pulled double duty by playing Melissa) was just packed with great jokes(**), but also marvelous set pieces like Sadie being turned on as Schmidt demonstrates his sex routine, or Jess yelling out the window and quickly recognizing her mistake. 

(**) Making the "just as soon as" line selection among the more difficult ever for this show; runners-up included "I use my face as a butter knife," "my vagina gets better with age," "I give my nipples a purpose," "I care about my burritos more than your children" and "I meet the troll and answer his riddles three," among many others. I eagerly await all the comments detailing your disbelief at the ones that I did not include. 

But what made "Eggs" special — and what can, when everything is clicking, make "New Girl" one of the very best comedies on television — was the human element of it. It's not just talented comic actors delivering funny lines well; it's them doing it while playing fairly well-rounded characters whom the writers understand in a way where the humor comes directly from who they are, and not from exaggerating their behavior just for the sake of a joke.

This was a note-perfect version of Jess, for instance: weird and neurotic in all of the ways that plays into what Zooey Deschanel does so well, but also smart and self-aware and very recognizably an adult woman, as opposed to the 12-year-old elf creature she sometimes turns into. The riff about how all her remaining eggs have turned insane or evil from watching their sisters die was brilliant — not just a clever new spin on the kind of biological clock panic that's inspired jokes on many a sitcom for decades, but something that sounds exactly like what Jess Day would think about when contemplating the news Sadie gave her.

Or take the resolution to the Schmidt/Emma problem. That was an empathetic, grown-up conversation in the middle of all the usual absurd accessories and role-playing that are a part of his weird but successful sex life. (For that matter, all the Sadie/Schmidt interactions walked just the right side of the line where you understood why she was tolerating his presence.) Between Schmidt's belated realization that he loves Cece and Cece's fear that if she wants kids right now, Robbie isn't the guy, I imagine we're heading towards the inevitable Schmidt/Cece reconciliation sooner rather than later. I didn't love how abruptly the show split them up in last season's finale, but the work that's been done all season in showing how they interact post-break-up has been excellent, and will make the reunion feel earned rather than formulaic.

And then sometimes, yes, it is just about seeing these talented people with chemistry hanging out together and being funny. There was nothing magical about the last scene with the gang in Nick's bed, but those four actors together, and the four characters busting on each other in ways that are both amusing and demonstrative of the warmth and affection they have for one another, is always going to be money in the bank for "New Girl."

Excellent episode of what's turning out to be a really strong sophomore season. Though I liked season one as well, it bums me out a little that this isn't the show people got to see last year when the ratings were higher. Other things chased the audience away besides creative inconsistency (like the mid-fall hiatus), and I have no doubt the show will be back next season (and probably even longer), but there was a moment when this was a genuine hit, and if the level of execution back then had somehow been as good as it's been more recently, perhaps the numbers would still be high.

What did everybody else think?

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Alan Sepinwall
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Alan Sepinwall has been reviewing television since the mid-'90s, first for Tony Soprano's hometown paper, The Star-Ledger, and now for HitFix. His new book, "The Revolution Was Televised," about the last 15 years of TV drama, is for sale at Amazon. He can be reached at sepinwall@hitfix.com

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    bforte

    Great episode last night. While Schmidt's sex routine explanation to Sadie veered into 'Friends'-ripoff territory, it was funny enough in its own right—"meet the troll and answer his riddles three"—to stand on its own.

    November 28, 2012 at 12:37PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Brandon Yeah, I definitely took his 'sex strategy' as an homage to Monica's "7...7...7" moment on Friends.

      November 28, 2012 at 12:58PM EST
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    ahouston32

    I thought you would go with "just as soon as I'm turning into Ernest Hemingway" or "just as soon as I'm staring at letters, ya idiot."

    November 28, 2012 at 12:37PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Pennywise Just as soon as "Everybody... gets... a churro."

      November 28, 2012 at 2:10PM EST
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    Mike

    Did anybody manage to transcribe Schmidt's entire 'strategy' breakdown? I think I blacked out from laughter sometime around "I go up and accept my Oscar..."

    November 28, 2012 at 12:39PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Col Bat Guano I wonder how many takes there are of that and how much of it was improvised?

      I liked the quick bit at the end where Jess leaned in pretending to want to kiss Nick and he just recoiled in horror.

      November 28, 2012 at 1:02PM EST
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      Pennywise Mike - One of the commenters on the Vulture.com recap seems to have gotten it. It's a thing of beauty.

      November 28, 2012 at 2:10PM EST
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      Adam K http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/schmidt

      November 28, 2012 at 8:20PM EST
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    Mr Deschanel

    I loved it and love this show

    November 28, 2012 at 12:44PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Mike J

    Great episode. Jake Johnson is up there in Nick Offerman territory in that nearly everything out of his mouth makes me want to laugh. Also, drunk Nick Miller is never not funny...

    November 28, 2012 at 12:48PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Brian Yes and Yes. Nick is one one of the best comedic characters on TV right now.

      November 28, 2012 at 1:11PM EST
    • When he just suddenly yells out "What am I doing here?!" at the table with the girls, I cracked up hard.

      November 28, 2012 at 4:32PM EST
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    BrettPoker

    "Z is for Zombie" book cover: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7h0ieh1U1qawrlro1_500.jpg

    November 28, 2012 at 12:55PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Heisenberg

    A series best.

    There needs be a Z for Zombie episode at some point. (Maybe Jess' kids, when she returns to teaching children, perform it.)

    And the term VAGENIUS...gold!

    November 28, 2012 at 1:36PM EST Reply to Comment
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    erika_herzog

    I enjoy this show a lot because I love the actors so much but I again found this episode a bit underwhelming.

    Carla Gugino was shockingly underutilized and while the lesbian stuff was okay I thought it was a distraction from the rest of the show.

    Of course Schmidt's monologue in the doctor's office was enjoyable but I guess I need more. I'm sort of amazed that when I watch GOON the time flies by and I actually chuckle at some of the stuff. And with New Girl I tend to check my watch a bit between setups. Which seems very upside down.

    I am grateful the show exists and the actors who I have come to love are on my TV set every week but I guess I just want more.

    November 28, 2012 at 1:39PM EST Reply to Comment
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    belinda

    basically any part of Schmidt's description of his sex routine would have been an excellent 'as soon as'.

    November 28, 2012 at 1:50PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Jason

    I'm disappointed this review didn't include any mention of a crossword puzzle in the middle of a Zombie Novel. The casts' reaction to that was priceless

    November 28, 2012 at 2:18PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Mike It was a word find (with no words!). So funny.

      November 28, 2012 at 2:32PM EST
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    julie

    I have plenty of eggs, but not enough sausage.

    November 28, 2012 at 2:43PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Dan3320 I don't know why, but this was probably my favorite line of the episode! HA

      November 29, 2012 at 11:48AM EST
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    Sully

    I agree about how good the scene on the bed was with the actor's chemistry. I like any scene where you can see Jess fit in with and charm the other guys and you can understand why they put up with all her neurosis and general girlyness in their bachelor pad. The one issue I have is that I feel she and Winston really do not have a lot of chemistry (at least comparatively) and seem more acquantainces with mutual friends than actual friends. Of course that is easily fixable and could be accomplished with a couple scenes of them together.

    November 28, 2012 at 3:34PM EST Reply to Comment
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      JB In general, Winston remains a flat character (albeit with a talented actor playing him). They need to give him stories of his own! Last night's ep started out with promise in that arena but the Winston story quickly became a Nick story.

      November 28, 2012 at 5:47PM EST
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      Brian I agree with this generally, but more Winston would have to equal less Nick and/or Schmidt, and we can't have that.

      November 28, 2012 at 7:04PM EST
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      oliver Sometimes I wonder how much different the dynamic of this show would be if 'Happy Endings' failed right out of the gate and Damon Wayans Jr. was the fourth roommate. Would there be more chemistry between all four actors? Would Nick and Schmidt have still become the breakout characters they are? Then again, the world would not have been exposed to Brad and his take on Jewish rap, and I'm not sure that's a world I'd want to live in.

      November 29, 2012 at 11:13AM EST
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      Brian Oliver: as a fan of both shows, I think everything worked out for the best. The Coach character seemed like too much of a cartoon. Obviously it was only one episode and they could have recalibrated, but I think Wayans is better suited as Brad on HE. I'm also fine with Winston...he's clearly the least dynamic character of the roomates, but I think have a straight man as a foil for the other 3 roomates works well.

      November 29, 2012 at 11:17AM EST
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    srpad

    Extremely funny episode but one of my favorite moments was when Jess playfully lunged at Nick. It was a warm moment between friends that felt real.

    November 28, 2012 at 4:33PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Rocket

    I was expecting a combined review of "New Girl" and "The Mindy Project", in which case, the line would have to have been "just as soon as I read a novelization of the movie 'Iron Man'".

    I enjoyed both shows very much.

    November 28, 2012 at 5:53PM EST Reply to Comment
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    mike

    just as soon as I learn to spell "rhythm"

    November 28, 2012 at 6:44PM EST Reply to Comment
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    madmeme

    That was quite possibly a series best for New Girl. It really was a fantastic script - some of the most clever and funny scenes I've seen yet this fall.

    November 28, 2012 at 7:24PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Derek Post

    Loved the episode. As soon as Melissa and Sadie left the loft my first thought was when do we see more and I hope they are in the show more often.

    November 28, 2012 at 11:01PM EST Reply to Comment
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    dacity

    My favorite understated moment was when Jess told Sadie to put money in the douchebag jar.

    November 29, 2012 at 2:42AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Griff

    Just as soon as I learn my way around a Grizzly Adams

    November 29, 2012 at 11:55AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Kato

    I think Hannah Simone was fantastic this episode -- continuing her good work this season. Cece's gone from Jess' model friend to a fully formed character, and Simone's reactions that scene on the park bench were really touching.

    November 29, 2012 at 10:03PM EST Reply to Comment
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    a

    I was disappointed there was no woman who doesn't want a baby--ever--knows it, and would be happy to be told not to worry about getting pregnant.

    December 5, 2012 at 6:21PM EST Reply to Comment
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      john PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE SONG IS PLAYING WHEN SCHMIDT IS WEARING GOGGLES AFTER HE SAYS HES TRIED EVERYTHING TO PLEASE EMMA

      January 17, 2013 at 10:32AM EST

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