A review of tonight's "Breaking Bad" coming up just as soon as I tell you about the table-side guacamole...

"Would you just, for once, stop working me?" -Jesse

We all know that Bryan Cranston is one of the best actors alive. The acting skills of Walter White have been trickier to measure. There are times when he could not seem more sincere when we know he's lying, and others where it's hard to imagine him fooling anybody.

Until "Confessions," the most convincing lie Walt ever told was about the poisoning of Brock, but as Cranston has explained, he hadn't read the next episode's script when he filmed that scene, so he was playing it as if Walt genuinely was innocent. "Confessions" is different. "Confessions" is an hour in which Walt is lying so spectacularly, and so frequently, that you don't even need an entire hand to count the moments where he's completely honest. By the end of it, I was wondering if he even really wanted any of his car wash customers to have an A1 day.

Before this batch of episodes began, I asked Cranston and Vince Gilligan about Walt's acting skills at this point in the series. Gilligan said that an upcoming episode would make "explicit that Walt is a better actor than he used to be," and we have clearly arrived at that episode. He performs for Walter Jr. to keep him from going over to Hank and Marie's house. He performs for Jesse in the desert to talk him into leaving town with a new identity. He performs for Skyler (not well, admittedly, but she's too distracted to notice) when he goes to fetch his gun out of the soda machine.

And in the spellbinding monologue that gives the episode its title, he performs for the camera, for Hank and Marie, and for anyone else who might need to see the video, as he spins a manufactured tale of Hank Schrader as Heisenberg and Walter Hartwell White as his victimized chemist.

What's brilliant about that speech, and about all the lies and performances Walt delivers throughout the episode, is that they have some element of truth within them. Walt's cancer is back, even though we don't know how aggressive his condition is, but he's only playing the cancer card to keep his poor son(*) from being wooed to the Schrader side of things. Walt knows Jesse well enough to believe that a fresh start would be better for him, even though the relocation is mainly to protect himself. And the fake confession is peppered with real details — that Hank took Walt on a ridealong right after his cancer diagnosis, that Walt built the wheelchair bomb, that Walt and Skyler paid for Hank's rehab, that Hank gave him that scar next to his eye — that create the illusion of truth to the rest of it. 

(*) Every now and then, RJ Mitte is given more to do than eat breakfast — his reaction to seeing his battered, guilt-stricken father in season 4's "Salud," for instance — and he delivers, including here. He's grown up on this series, and spending so much time with Cranston, Anna Gunn, Dean Norris and Betsy Brandt has to feel like one hell of an acting school. (And speaking of "Salud," a line from my review, specifically discussing the sincerity of Walt's speech to Walter Jr.: " Bryan Cranston is a great actor. Walter White is not." The times, they have changed.)

The fake confession begins the same way as the video Walt made in he opening moments of the pilot, with him listing his full name and address. But the man who made that original tape no longer exists. He was genuine and hapless and vulnerable in a way that Heisenberg has no need to be. The Walter White in the video sure seems sincere — anyone who didn't know the truth would be near tears hearing the despair in his voice as he talks about contemplating suicide — but it is a fiction. This isn't real, any more than the image of him is: the deeper we get into this particular lie, the closer that director Michael Slovis zooms in on the TV screen, to make us aware of every pixel so we're reminded how little of this is authentic. Hank in extreme close-up in that scene is a proud man being destroyed by a smarter and more ruthless opponent; Walt in extreme close-up is a collection of dots and lines that approximate a human being, but which has now let go of its humanity entirely.

It's a brilliant gambit, and one I was as thunderstruck by as Hank. It calls to mind a confession from near the end of "The Shield," but (five-year-old spoilers ho for the rest of this paragraph) everything Vic Mackey told ICE was the truth. It was the most candid we'd ever heard him, because the immunity agreement encouraged him to be as completely honest, and it solved all of his legal problems in one fell swoop. Walt, meanwhile, is sprinkling a bit of truth with a lot of fiction, and in a gambit that he thinks will fix everything, but that we suspect (from both the Mr. Lambert flash-forwards and Hank's abrupt departure from the DEA office later in the episode) will only delay his public outing.

And what's striking about "Confessions" is that even as it's demonstrating what an incredible actor Walt has become, it's giving him an audience conditioned to disbelieve him. Walter Jr. is roped in, but Hank and Marie know the truth of what happened — even as Marie concealing the truth of who paid for Hank's rehab (even after he told her about Walt last week) seems to ruin any shot Hank has of turning Walt in while avoiding prosecution — and Jesse Pinkman has long since lost all faith in his former partner. Walter White is giving the performances of his life — somehow becoming more reprehensible with each one, when you wouldn't imagine it getting worse than playing the cancer card to manipulate his teenage son — and they're mostly wasted on their audiences.

Jesse was kept on the outskirts of the summer's first two episodes, not even saying a word in "Buried" — which makes his outburst in the desert stand out even more. Jesse has been holding in all this resentment of Walt, afraid to speak it and suffer Mike's fate, but when he stands in that arid country (having just seen a spider wander by, as a taunting reminder of Drew Sharp's murder) and listens to Walt try to hustle him one last time, he can't stand it anymore. He calls Walt out on all of his selfishness masquerading as generosity — and in a decision that makes the scene sting even more than it would based just on Paul's performance, Walt won't even grant his request for honesty. Instead, he hugs him — whether out of genuine concern, an insistence on sticking to his story, or a blend of the two — and Jesse lets the tears fly at the thought of all he's lost in this partnership, and all that he's about to lose once he skips town. (Based on what Jesse discovers later in the episode, this will almost certainly be the last hug these two men share.)

And then comes the moment we've all been waiting nearly two years for: Jesse figures out that Mr. White(**) poisoned Brock.

(**) Note that even after Jesse has realized Walt's betrayal, he still refers to him as Mr. White, albeit while inserting "that asshole" as a modifier. Like Hank says, Walt really did a number on this kid; even now, he has to include a term of respect along with his utter contempt.  

We knew at least one of Walt's secrets about Jane and Brock would come out before the end — unlike, say, "The Sopranos," this is a show that prides itself on a level of narrative tidiness that requires payoff for one, if not both — and the only question was when, and how. As with Hank and Walt's confrontation at the end of "Blood Money," this is a case of the "Breaking Bad" creative team (here represented by Gennifer Hutchison's excellent script) working faster than our expectations. Once upon a time, this was a series that moved much slower than we thought it would, and was all the more powerful for it; now, it's going far quicker than we might have thought, without losing the methodical structure that makes each emotional moment land as heavily as this one does.

The moment where Jesse figures it out relies on the viewers having a good amount of recall, especially since the writers haven't explained all the steps of the poisoning plan within the show itself. (At Comic-Con, Gilligan outlined the broadest strokes of it, including Walt using his knowledge as a teacher to slip into Brock's school and give him a tainted juice box.) We found out after the fact that the poison came from a plant in Walt's backyard, but Huell's role in lifting the ricin cigarette(***) has only been discussed briefly in the time since. Fortunately, when you have Aaron Paul playing the scene, his distress is so clear that it overrides any need for exposition (especially since Jesse explains it when he confronts Saul). Jesse Pinkman doesn't often get angry, but when he does — when he first believed (correctly, it turned out) that Walt poisoned Brock, or when he fought Walt in "Bug" — it's terrifying, because he's such an open wound. Walt is usually calculated in his actions, and even when he acts on impulse, there's a level of performance to it — "I am The One Who Knocks!" is designed to put Skyler in what he believes is her place — where Jesse doesn't have a filter, or any real degree of guile. He says what he feels, without thinking of the consequences. He could take this discovery as an excuse to plot some elaborate revenge on Walt — whether going to Hank to make a confession of his own or finding a way to poison Walt — but Jesse can't contain his rage that long. He has to take out his anger on Saul for his role in the kabuki theater of the ricin cigarette, and then he has to drive straight to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane to try to light that sucker on fire.

(***) After Jesse realized the marijuana was gone, I went back and watched the earlier scene at Saul's office. Saul steps into the reception area for a moment — ostensibly to get a bag for the money, but also to give Huell instructions — and if you're paying attention, you can see Huell reach into Jesse's pocket while Jesse is trying to get around him, just as you can see Huell stuff something into his pocket after frisking Jesse in "End Times." UPDATE: And because there's been so much confusion about how he figured it out, I added a timeline of events to the end of this review.

We know from the flashforward in "Blood Money" that the house doesn't burn down — there's no evidence of any fire damage at all, in fact — which weakens the cliffhanger a bit. But the  fury on Jesse's face as he flings gasoline all around the living room is so overwhelming that in the moment, I wasn't thinking about the condition of the house a few months in the future; I was just feeling sympathy for Jesse, and feeling in awe of the work of Aaron Paul.

"Breaking Bad" features an amazing collection of actors, especially when you factor in the now-absent Giancarlo Esposito and Jonathan Banks. "Confessions" puts many of their skills on beautiful display — just watch how Dean Norris plays the barely-contained hatred of Hank at the meeting with Walt and Skyler — even as it's spotlighting that its main character has developed Emmy-worthy talents of his own.

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Alan Sepinwall has been reviewing television since the mid-'90s, first for Tony Soprano's hometown paper, The Star-Ledger, and now for HitFix. His new book, "TV (The Book)" about the 100 greatest shows of all time, is available now. He can be reached at sepinwall@hitfix.com