<p>On &quot;New Girl,&quot;&nbsp;Jess (Zooey Deschanel) tries to Smurf out to help Nick.</p>

On "New Girl," Jess (Zooey Deschanel) tries to Smurf out to help Nick.

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Review: 'New Girl' - 'The Captain'

Schmidt's sexual sabotage of Jess and Nick leads to the season's funniest episode

A quick review of last night's "New Girl" coming up just as soon as I'm comfortable with racial slurs...

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<p>Andy Samberg and Mary Elizabeth Ellis in &quot;Brooklyn Nine-Nine.&quot;</p>

Andy Samberg and Mary Elizabeth Ellis in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

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Review: 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' - 'M.E. Time'

Jake hooks up with the coroner, and Terry paints a picture of Captain Holt

A quick review of tonight's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" coming up just as soon as I have sex on a futon in couch mode...

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<p>Josh Radnor and Neil Patrick Harris in &quot;How I&nbsp;Met Your Mother.&quot;</p>

Josh Radnor and Neil Patrick Harris in "How I Met Your Mother."

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Review: 'How I Met Your Mother' - 'The Broken Code'

Barney confronts Ted, Robin hates women, and Marshall appears in pillow form

A review of last night's "How I Met Your Mother" coming up just as soon as I discover our mutual hatred of the Boston Bruins...

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<p>Michael Sheen and Annaleigh Ashford in &quot;Masters of Sex.&quot;</p>

Michael Sheen and Annaleigh Ashford in "Masters of Sex."

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Review: 'Masters of Sex' - 'Race to Space'

The study hits a setback, while Masters' request weighs on Johnson

A quick review of tonight's "Masters of Sex" coming up just as soon as I put on a suit of armor to attack a plate of whipped cream...

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<p>Carrie (Claire Danes)&nbsp;runs afoul of the law on &quot;Homeland.&quot;</p>

Carrie (Claire Danes) runs afoul of the law on "Homeland."

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Review: 'Homeland' - 'Uh... Oh... Ah...'

Carrie and Dana both go back to the hospital, but for different reasons

A quick review of tonight's "Homeland" coming up just as soon as I want it to be us and appliances...

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<p>Michael Shannon in &quot;Boardwalk Empire.&quot;</p>

Michael Shannon in "Boardwalk Empire."

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Review: 'Boardwalk Empire' - 'Erlkonig'

Van Alden stares down a riot, Eddie gets interrogated and Gillian's habit takes a turn for the worse

A quick review of tonight's "Boardwalk Empire" coming up just as soon as I require protection against Apaches...

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<p>Marge and Homer and the rest of &quot;The Simpsons&quot;&nbsp;will be back next season.</p>

Marge and Homer and the rest of "The Simpsons" will be back next season.

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FOX renews 'The Simpsons' for season 26

The story of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie will just keep going and going

FOX has renewed "The Simpsons" — again.

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<p>Is it possible the entire &quot;Breaking Bad&quot;&nbsp;finale took place in Walt's head?</p>

Is it possible the entire "Breaking Bad" finale took place in Walt's head?

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The 'Breaking Bad' finale, revisited

Looking back at the end of Walter White

It's been nearly a week since the "Breaking Bad" series finale aired, and while my opinion hasn't changed much from what I wrote on Sunday night, there are a few odds and ends I wanted to touch on while they're on my mind, coming up just as soon as I suggest you get a bigger knife...

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<p>The cast of &quot;Welcome to the Family.&quot;</p>

The cast of "Welcome to the Family."

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Series premiere talkback: 'Welcome to the Family' & 'Sean Saves the World'

What did everybody think of the new NBC sitcoms?

I briefly reviewed both "Welcome to the Family" and "Sean Saves the World" yesterday. Now it's your turn. For anyone who tuned into either one, what did you think? With "Welcome to the Family," did you find yourself enjoying one family more than the other? Did you want to see Mike O'Malley and Ricardo Chavira duke it out in the boxing ring? Are you invested in the teen lovebirds at all? With "Sean Saves the World," did you enjoy all the slapstick? Linda Lavin and Sean Hayes both performing at top volume? Tom Lennon (and I highly recommend reading our interview, if only for the section on "the mustache discount") having a 'stache and doing weird things? Megan Hilty not singing? And will you watch either one again?

Have at it.

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<p>Will Arnett and Margo Martindale get down and boogie in &quot;The Millers.&quot;</p>

Will Arnett and Margo Martindale get down and boogie in "The Millers."

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Series premiere talkback: 'The Millers'

What did everybody think of the new CBS sitcom?

I briefly reviewed "The Millers" yesterday. Now it's your turn. For those of you who tuned in tonight, what did you think? Are you sad to have Margo Martindale farting here rather than returning to "The Americans," or do you agree with her that fart jokes are just funny? Did you enjoy the big dance number? Beau Bridges' technological difficulties? JB Smoove's bemusement at the behavior of white people? Will Arnett in his second vaguely human network TV role in a row? And will you watch again?

Have at it.

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