<p>Connie Britton in &quot;American Horror Story.&quot;</p>

Connie Britton in "American Horror Story."

Credit: FX

'American Horror Story' - 'Murder House': Seriously, how stupid are you? Get out of the damn house already!

The Harmons find that moving out isn't as easy as they thought

Okay, we're now up to the third of three "American Horror Story" episodes FX sent out in advance of the premiere, and likely the last episode of the show I'll watch. But before I sign off, I'm again curious how people are finding the show.

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<p>Idris Elba as &quot;Luther.&quot;</p>

Idris Elba as "Luther."

Credit: BBC

One crazy cop: 'Luther' season 2 in review

Idris Elba continues to be great, but how did the four episodes stack up?

Because season 2 of "Luther" debuted on BBC America right in the middle of the network TV premiere crunch, and because the series ran here so far after it aired in the UK, I decided to wait until all four episodes had aired before weighing in on the season. That way, everyone's on the same page, no spoilers, and I actually had time to watch it all (which I didn't a month ago). Some quick thoughts on this season coming up just as soon as I roll my dice...

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<p>Crosby (Dax Shepard)&nbsp;and Adam (Peter Krause)&nbsp;on &quot;Parenthood.&quot;</p>

Crosby (Dax Shepard) and Adam (Peter Krause) on "Parenthood."

Credit: NBC

'Parenthood' - 'Tales from the Luncheonette': They tried to make me pay for rehab

Sarah's support of Seth is controversial, and Crosby and Adam try to appease Cee Lo Green

A review of last night's "Parenthood" coming up just as soon as I invest in my family's future with Welsh spring water...

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<p>The &quot;Sons of Anarchy&quot;&nbsp;chase down an enemy.</p>

The "Sons of Anarchy" chase down an enemy.

Credit: FX

'Sons of Anarchy' - 'Fruit for the Crows': Juice in a box

Juice and the other club members get squeezed in an outstanding episode

A review of tonight's "Sons of Anarchy" coming up just as soon as I embrace the stereotype...

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<p>Mather Zickel and Dan Fogler in &quot;Man Up!&quot;</p>

Mather Zickel and Dan Fogler in "Man Up!"

Credit: ABC

'Man Up!' - 'Pilot': Call of duty

What did everybody think of the new ABC comedy?

I posted my review of ABC's "Man Up!this morning. Now it's your turn. For those of you who watched, what did you think? Was it funny? Better or worse than "Last Man Standing"? Worthy of the exclamation point in the title? (Frankly, I think it would work better with "Work It," assuming "Work It" ever airs.) Will you be watching again?

Have at it.

<p>You don't want to defy the rules around here, do you?</p>

You don't want to defy the rules around here, do you?

Six simple rules for commenting on my blog: the sequel

A few guidelines for keeping things civil here at What's Alan Watching?

When I first got the offer to join HitFix, I made sure that I would have the authority to keep enforcing the commenting rules from my old blog, which had gone a long way to making this a very smart, very civil community without a lot of the abuses you tend to see on most internet forums. And for the most part, everyone in the new community has played along.

As I said back in the Blogspot days, most of you are wonderful, smart, funny, and add so much to the discussion that other critics frequently express their envy about the quality of the comments here. It's not an understatement to say you guys are just as important as I am to what makes this place special, and often times more. And I want to continue keeping it that way.

Lately, though, things have been getting testy, and I've had to delete a fair number of comments that have crossed the line in one way or another. And it occurs to me that while I frequently refer to the rules when I punt a comment, I've never actually published a full version of them on this site. And given that I've been at HitFix for almost a year and a half, that's long overdue. So after the jump, here are the six rules you've got to obey in order to keep playing in this particular sandbox, mostly copied over from the original blog, but with a few tweaks to acknowledge some recent offenses.  They're not hard - most of them, in fact, can be loosely translated as "Don't be an asshole" - but the anonymity of the Internet makes it easy to forget to do them.

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<p>The video game-playing dudes of &quot;Man Up!&quot;&nbsp;are, from left, Mather Zickel, Dan Fogler and Chris Moynihan.</p>

The video game-playing dudes of "Man Up!" are, from left, Mather Zickel, Dan Fogler and Chris Moynihan.

Credit: ABC

Review: ABC's forgettable 'Man Up!'

The middle chapter of ABC's masculinity trilogy lacks a clear voice or good jokes

I spent most of this summer trying to figure out what was in the water at ABC's comedy development offices that resulted in the network ordering three different sitcoms - "Last Man Standing," which debuted last week, "Man Up!," which debuts tonight at 8:30, and "Work It," which will hopefully debut sometime half past never - about the difficulty of being a man in 21st century America. I wondered who was so convinced this was a topic much on the hearts and minds of comedy viewers, and also why a network that is so heavily aimed at female viewers would bother with three male-centric shows - even if one of them features the men dressing up as women. (To balance that out, "Work It" features a cast of female characters who are too stupid to live, let alone recognize that their new co-workers are really two guys built like defensive backs.)

Mostly, though, I wondered - especially given the lame-to-horrible execution of the three shows - whether there was actual entertainment value and laughter to be found in exploring this topic.

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<p>Cobie Smulders and Kal Penn on &quot;How I&nbsp;Met Your Mother.&quot;</p>

Cobie Smulders and Kal Penn on "How I Met Your Mother."

Credit: CBS

'How I Met Your Mother' - 'Mystery vs. History': I gots ta know!

Ted tries to stay off the internet with his latest love interest

 A quick review of tonight's "How I Met Your Mother" coming up just as soon as I compare my baby to the chupacabra...

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Firewall & Iceberg Podcast, episode 99: 'Boss,' 'Once Upon a Time,' 'Pearl Jam 20' & more

Firewall & Iceberg Podcast, episode 99: 'Boss,' 'Once Upon a Time,' 'Pearl Jam 20' & more

Dan and Alan also review 'Man Up!' and answer your mail


Before we get to this week's Firewall & Iceberg Podcast, I need to issue an apology for inadvertently playing Dane Cook to Fienberg's Louis CK and appropriating one of his jokes without realizing I had done it. (For those wondering, it's the "Happy Endings" drinking game one during the "Once Upon a Time" segment, which Dan reminded me after the fact he had made on Twitter a few days ago.) All hail Dan, all shame me.

As for the rest of the episode, no more "Breaking Bad" discussion, but plenty of reviews, listener mail, and even a brand-new sponsor! The line-up: 

"Man Up" -- 02:15 - 13:15
"Pearl Jam Twenty" -- 13:15 - 21:35
"Boss" -- 21:40 - 32:45
"Once Upon a Time" -- 32:45 - 42:40
Listener Mail: Showrunners winging it -- 42:50 - 48:30
Listener Mail: Unintended meaning -- 48:40 - 52:45
Listener Mail: Critic aggregator sites -- 52:50 - 57:15
Listener Mail: Baseball's impact on FOX -- 57:20 - 01:04:00
As always, you can subscribe to The Firewall & Iceberg Podcast over at the iTunes Store, where you can also rate us and comment on us. Or you can always follow our RSS Feed, download the MP3 file or stream it on Dan's blog.
And as always, feel free to e-mail us at sepinwall@hitfix.com and/or dan@hitfix.com if you have questions you want answered on the show. Please put the word "podcast" in your subject line to make it easy to track them down amid the hundreds of random press releases we get every day.
<p>Clay and the rest of the &quot;Sons of Anarchy&quot;&nbsp;will ride again in a fifth season, thanks to FX's renewal.</p>

Clay and the rest of the "Sons of Anarchy" will ride again in a fifth season, thanks to FX's renewal.

Credit: FX

FX renews 'Sons of Anarchy' for season 5

Motorcycle club drama remains FX's highest-rated series

FX has, unsurprisingly, renewed "Sons of Anarchy" for a fifth season.

The motorcycle club drama remains the cable channel's highest-rated series and is having its most-watched season yet. To date, season 4 is averaging 5.8 million viewers overall, and 3.9 million viewers in the 18-49 year-old demographic, which are up 30% and 26%, respectively, over season 3.

“Everyone at FX is very grateful to Kurt Sutter, his many writing, directing and producing collaborators and his masterful cast for making such a compelling and beautifully crafted show,” FX president John Landgraf said in a statement.  “It is no small challenge to bring the themes of a great, ancient play like 'Hamlet' into a wholly original television setting and to tell this complex story in a way that is both riveting and accessible to a broad audience.   The fans know how beautifully 'SOA' meets this challenge, and we thank them for their loyal and passionate viewership.”

Sutter has said he envisions a seven-season arc for the series, making the current season the midway point. And with this renewal (more a contractual formality than anything else), the show is getting closer to fulfilling that vision.