Cannes Film Festival 2013

'Community' - 'Accounting for Lawyers': Heather Pop-and-Locklear rules!

Jeff goes back to his roots, and things get weird with Annie, Troy and Abed

<p>Annie in action on "Community."</p>

Annie in action on "Community."

Credit: NBC

A review of last night's "Community" coming up just as soon as I rub Purell on my brain...

'30 Rock' - 'When It Rains, It Pours': Cash Cab confessions

A hilarious, welcome return to form for Liz, Jack, Tracy and company

<p>Tracy tries to hitch a ride with "Cash Cab" host Ben Bailey on "30 Rock."</p>

Tracy tries to hitch a ride with "Cash Cab" host Ben Bailey on "30 Rock."

Credit: NBC

Unless I've gotten one of them in advance, I tend to review the NBC Thursday comedies (minus "Outsourced," whose second episode ditched the lazy stereotypes and settled for simple laziness) in chronological order. I will make exceptions in the event one of the later ones is particularly good or bad, and fortunately last night's "30 Rock" fits into the "particularly good" category - the best overall episode since at least last year's "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001." And in honor of getting a vintage "30 Rock" at a time I wasn't sure such a thing existed anymore, it's first in the rotation this morning, coming up just as soon as I go to middle school in an Exxon station...

'Fringe' - 'The Box': Over here

Faux-livia gets to work on our side

<p>Fauxlivia (Anna Torv) in action on "Fringe."</p>

Fauxlivia (Anna Torv) in action on "Fringe."

Credit: FOX

A quick review of tonight's "Fringe" coming up just as soon as I work behind a deli counter...

'Modern Family' - 'The Kiss': PDA's are A-OK

The writers find a funny and sweet way to address fan concerns about Mitchell and Cam

<p>The families came together on last night's "Modern Family."</p>

The families came together on last night's "Modern Family."

Credit: ABC

A review of last night's "Modern Family" coming up just as soon as I almost get a turkey...

'Undercovers' - 'Instructions': Mr. Coffee

Pretty people, but not much else to offer in episode two

<p>The very attractive, not very interesting stars of "Undercovers."</p>

The very attractive, not very interesting stars of "Undercovers."

Credit: NBC

A quick review of last night's "Undercovers" coming up just as soon as I trust Wikipedia...

'Terriers' - 'Fustercluck': Sister act

Things get crazier - and better - as the guys get back on the Lindus case

<p>Donal Logue in "Terriers."</p>

Donal Logue in "Terriers."

Credit: FX

A review of tonight's "Terriers" coming up just as soon as it's an honor to be nominated...

'Law & Order: Los Angeles' - 'Hollywood': Death on another coast

What did everybody think of the spin-off?

<p>Corey Stoll and Skeet Ulrich in "Law & Order: Los Angeles."</p>

Corey Stoll and Skeet Ulrich in "Law & Order: Los Angeles."

Credit: NBC

I reviewed "Law & Order: Los Angeles" yesterday. Now it's your turn. What did you think of the format tweaks, the use of LA as a character, the cast, etc., etc.? 

'Cougar Town' - 'Let Yourself Go': Separation Wednesday

Jules struggles with Travis' impending college departure

<p>Dan Byrd and Courteney Cox on "Cougar Town."</p>

Dan Byrd and Courteney Cox on "Cougar Town."

Credit: ABC

A quick review of tonight's "Cougar Town" coming up just as soon as I watch a kitty play the piano like Bruce Hornsby...

'Lone Star,' 'EZ Streets' and other swiftly-canceled favorites

Good shows don't tend to die as quickly as 'Lone Star' did

<p>The cast of the late, great, very short-lived "EZ Streets."</p>

The cast of the late, great, very short-lived "EZ Streets."

FOX canceled "Lone Star" on Tuesday afternoon, after only two episodes had aired. And even though it was my favorite new network show of the season, the debut ratings were so bad that the network frankly would have been justified for canceling it after only one.

Even with the ratings, I know some fans of the show were shocked by the abruptness of the cancellation. I, unfortunately, have been covering TV long enough to be numb to the idea of cancellation after 3, 2 or even 1 episode. What's relatively rare about the "Lone Star" case is that it's a swift cancellation for a show that the networks and the press liked. I'm not saying that critics' darlings are guaranteed a long lifespan, but a disastrously-rated show that's working creatively will tend to get a longer leash than one that's terrible.

This cancellation made me think back to ABC's great, controversial priest drama "Nothing Sacred" from the late '90s, and I remembered it as another one that got yanked quickly due to ratings and pressure from The Catholic League, but in fact 15 episodes aired. For all the talk of how badly NBC and FOX treated Judd Apatow with "Freaks and Geeks" and "Undeclared," those shows produced 18 and 17 episodes, respectively, and got to air most of them. Similarly, "Firefly" fans like to curse FOX for how the network treated Joss Whedon's outer space Western, and yet 11 of the 14 episodes aired before the plug was pulled. Not great, but far, far better than the "Lone Star" people got.

When you run down a list of stillborn shows like this, they tend to be awful, like David E. Kelley's "girls club" (2 episodes) or the Brian Bosworth action show "Lawless" (1 episode). At best you'll find something mediocre with a good cast and/or creative pedigree, like John Wells, Ray Liotta and company with "Smith" (3 episodes).

So I decided to cast my memory back over the 15 or so years I've been a TV critic to think of other shows I liked a lot that didn't make it out of single digit episodes aired. It was harder than I thought (especially if you leave out something like "Andy Barker, PI," where the network only ordered six episodes and aired all of them), but here are five I came up with (and please note that Fienberg insisted that I at least mention the 4 episodes of "Wonderfalls," even though he liked that show a whole lot more than I did):

FOX moves 'Human Target' premiere back to mid-November

Move could save action show, but bad news for 'The Good Guys'

<p>You'll have to wait until mid-November to see the revamped "Human Target."</p>

You'll have to wait until mid-November to see the revamped "Human Target."

Credit: FOX

On this week's podcast, Fienberg and I talked about the changes new showrunner Matt Miller had made to "Human Target," and I was looking forward to seeing how fans of the show reacted to those changes on Friday night. Instead, we're all going to have to wait a little longer, as FOX has moved the series to a different night, and pushed the season two premiere back to mid-November.

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