Mar 20, 2012TV Network - ABC
The horror, the horror.
Over the course of the first season, "The River" has brought found footage, river-based, horror to our television sets. It isn't necessarily the same sort of horror that led to that famous utterance of 'the horror, the horror,' but it's horror nonetheless. One of course wants to know if tonight's season finale will give us some sort of closure or just open a new line of inquiry, or both. We can't tell you that because we don't know, but even if we did know, we wouldn't say. That would be horrible (or horrorble, if you will).