The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert may or may not be an egomaniac, but he certainly plays on on TV. We are actually more than a little scared about what he's going to do now that he's been given an hour for tonight's episode. Do you remember Jafar at the end of "Aladdin?" Once he becomes a genie but before he winds up in the lamp he does that whole 'phenomenal cosmic power thing' and spins planets and solar systems and stuff. We kind of figure Colbert is going to do the same thing. It is true that he's only been given the hour because he's got Radiohead on tonight, but that doesn't mean that he won't let the power go to his head.