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South Park

Jun 30, 2012 06:00 PM

During an effort to rescue Kyle from the bottom of a snowy gap, the boys find a man imbedded in a block of ice, who has been frozen since 1996; the government develops a plan to use the iceman in an attack against Sweden.

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    South Park

    Jun 07, 2013

    The Broflovski family gets dealt a problem when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up without warning and decide they want their little baby back; the boys are forced to use their Christmas money to travel to Canada in hope of saving Ike.

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    South Park

    Jun 07, 2013

    The Broflovski family gets dealt a problem when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up without warning and decide they want their little baby back; the boys are forced to use their Christmas money to travel to Canada in hope of saving Ike.

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    South Park

    May 09, 2013

    The nation has been gearing up for Election Day for months, but little does the United States know that Eric Cartman is hiding something in his small town bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

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    South Park

    May 09, 2013

    The nation has been gearing up for Election Day for months, but little does the United States know that Eric Cartman is hiding something in his small town bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

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    South Park

    May 08, 2013

    A franchise coffee shop moves into South Park and puts a local café out of business; a jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

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    South Park

    May 08, 2013

    A franchise coffee shop moves into South Park and puts a local café out of business; a jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

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    South Park

    May 07, 2013

    A series of problems at a government space station threaten the life of Kenny; the living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

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    South Park

    May 07, 2013

    A series of problems at a government space station threaten the life of Kenny; the living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

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    South Park

    Apr 09, 2013

    The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle is inspired by Mr. Garrison and undergoes an operation to make him taller, but hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.

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    South Park

    Apr 08, 2013

    The world's largest beaver dam breaks and causes massive floods and a panic over global warming, putting South Park in a global state of emergency; citizens look for the person behind the disaster, but only Stan and Cartman know the truth.

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    South Park

    Apr 07, 2013

    After Butters starts causing trouble at school and his parents finally decide to tell him a secret about his heritage that they have kept hidden for a long time, he travels to Hawaii with Kenny to learn the customs of his people.

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    South Park

    Mar 09, 2013

    In the town of South Park, a lone vigilante named "The Coon" rises up and fights against crime; an unidentified child, in disguise as a superhero named "Mysterion," attempts to clean up the streets and become a symbol for the town.

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    South Park

    Mar 08, 2013

    When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own, only to discover that the toys are designed to brainwash kids into bombing Pearl Harbor.

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    South Park

    Mar 07, 2013

    Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters so that he can learn all his secrets and use them against him; the United States Army believes Cartman is a new secret weapon, while Hollywood wants to use him for a movie.

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    South Park

    Feb 09, 2013

    The boys discover a family of 8-year-old quintuplets from Romania, who perform gymnastics and end up staying in the Marsh's home, where they are greatly loved, until their father shows up on behalf of the Romanian government.

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    South Park

    Feb 08, 2013

    Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race, until he wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus, leading him to rally ginger kids from everywhere to fight discrimination taking place in South Park.

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    South Park

    Feb 07, 2013

    Cartman decides to pose as a mentally-challenged athlete in hopes of winning a $1,000 prize at the Special Olympics; as he trains for the event, Jimmy is forced to take illegal steps to remain competitive against new athletes.

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    South Park

    Jan 09, 2013

    Cartman and the boys go on a mission to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from revising "Raiders of the Lost Ark"; the citizens of South Park attempt to free a convicted baby killer, whom the boys inadvertently let loose.

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    South Park

    Jan 08, 2013

    The boys decide to spend the last day of Spring Break ziplining in the Colorado Mountains, but their plan goes awry and they find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.

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    South Park

    Jan 07, 2013

    While the world grapples with an international catastrophe, the boys come up with an easy plan to make money off of it when Cartman convinces the group to bring in Craig, who has exactly what they need to set their scheme into motion.

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    South Park

    Dec 07, 2012

    In an attempt to keep their children safe from kidnappers, the parents decide to hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park to surround the city, but they learn an important lesson about never trusting strangers.

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    South Park

    Nov 09, 2012

    The boys discover a prehistoric creature while camping on Stark's Pond, leading the government and citizens of South Park to help the endangered species, until they figure out how annoying it is; Ned copes with the loss of his electronic voice box.

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    South Park

    Nov 08, 2012

    The nation has been gearing up for Election Day for months, but little does the United States know that Eric Cartman is hiding something in his small town bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

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    South Park

    Nov 07, 2012

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    It takes the guys at "South Park" a week to make an episode, and they tend (we're told but not quite sure if we believe it) to finish them up the day they're supposed to air.  That is a stressful schedule and makes it understandable that after something like seven episodes they just can't do it anymore and have to take months and months off.  We imagine that they sit on someone else's couch eating Cheesy Poofs and repeatedly threatening to go home but never actually leaving.  Irregardless, whatever they do on hiatus they'll soon be doing because tonight is the season finale.

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    South Park

    Jul 14, 2012

    Cartman believes he is going through puberty when he starts bleeding out of his backside; Dr. Mephisto gives Stan hormones that causes him to grow facial hair and breasts; citizens wait outside Jesus' home to see what miracle he performs.

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    South Park

    Jul 14, 2012

    Cartman believes he is going through puberty when he starts bleeding out of his backside; Dr. Mephisto gives Stan hormones that causes him to grow facial hair and breasts; citizens wait outside Jesus' home to see what miracle he performs.

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    South Park

    Jul 13, 2012

    During Halloween in South Park, Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo returns and gives Stan a present, an evil fish that Stan believes is murdering people throughout the town; the boys discover that there are two Cartmans and a secret gateway.

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    South Park

    Jul 12, 2012

    A series of problems at a government space station threaten the life of Kenny; the living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

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    South Park

    Jul 11, 2012

    Eric Cartman inherits one million dollars, and with his newfound profits, spoils himself in a lifelong dream, in which he buys his own amusement park; Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid, which makes him question the existence of God.

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    South Park

    Jul 10, 2012

    When an April Fools Day joke prompts a trend that is picked up by the women of South Park, Cartman becomes furious and demands answers, Butters is incapacitated, and Kyle, Stan and the rest of the boys try to put a stop to it.

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    South Park

    Jul 09, 2012

    Cartman dreams of someday becoming a professional racecar driver, and despite his personal doubts about ever making it to the top, he becomes determined to do whatever it takes to race in the NASCAR circuit, with Butters as his pit boss.

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    South Park

    Jun 29, 2012

    Cartman and the boys decide to fake Butters' death and reintroduce him to the girls as Marjorine so that he can infiltrate an upcoming slumber party for South Park's 4th grade girls to learn about a fortune telling device.

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    South Park

    Jun 28, 2012

    All the boys at South Park Elementary become enamored with a new female student, but when Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for her, he decides that he must make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.

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    South Park

    Apr 25, 2012

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    We have, for a number of years, been heading on down to South Park to have ourselves a time.  We've seen that there are friendly faces everywhere and ample parking (day or night).  We have also seen things which, let's all be honest here, no one should ever have to see.  Of course, that really is half the point of the series, isn't it?  We love tuning in to see just what wrong thing they're going to focus on this week.  Maybe we'll all get lucky and it will be just as raunchy as the humancentipad one.

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    South Park

    Mar 14, 2012

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    Today is March 14.  If memory serves, that means that they started making this episode back on March 8.  Wow.  Have we done the math right there?  When they say that they start making an episode six days before it airs, is that an include the first exclude the last kind of a thing?  Would it be March 7?  You see, we know it only takes six days for them to make an episode, but we don't quite remember how the exact timing of the delivery worked.  What we do know is that despite the time crunch, the show is consistently hysterical.  Watch tonight and see if they don't know one out of the (south) park tonight on the season premiere.

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    South Park

    Nov 16, 2011

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    Tonight marks the conclusion of season 15 of "South Park."  As of mid-July though the series has been renewed through season 17, meaning that we're going to get a whole more "South Park" before we even have to worry about their being no more "South Park."  As this season has proven, the show has been able to maintain its funny through the years and, if they continue at this pace there is no reason to think that the show needs stop at that point.  As of this moment, we certainly hope that it won't.

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    South Park

    Oct 05, 2011

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    The way in which the last season of "South Park" wrapped up gave many the impression that the show may not be returning for another season.  However, those rumors were quickly dispelled and the show is going to be back on the air this fall (this very night in fact), and thank goodness it is, because the end of "South Park" would be like the end of our non-innocence (no one who watches "South Park" can be innocent).  "South Park" is a shining example of all that is right with the world and its premiere this evening will show just that.

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    South Park

    Jun 08, 2011

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    We love ourselves some "South Park."  The show has a fantastic way of staying true to the characters they created well over a decade ago while managing to stay incredibly topical as well.  There is a certain brilliant kernel of an idea behind so many of the episodes they put out, a kernel of an idea which they cover in as much raunch as they are allowed to.  What will said kernel and said raunch involve tonight?  We're not entirely sure, all we know is that there will be raunch (and probably a kernel). 

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    South Park

    Apr 27, 2011

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    Just as raunchy, rowdy, and wrong as ever, "South Park" is back for season 15 starting tonight.  Expect Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Stan to say one thing after another that you didn't really expect cartoon characters to ever say and to laugh anyway... well, they all say such things except for Kenny who kind of mumbles them into his hood.  After all these years, "South Park" still tends to find a way to make us chuckle at the shenanigans which take place in this small Colorado town (one with ample parking, day or night).

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    South Park

    Nov 17, 2010

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    Good news and bad news tonight - the 14th season of "South Park" is airing its finale.  That would be the bad news (yes, it's good news in terms of the fact that it should be a better than average episode, but we were more going for the distress that the season is coming to a close).  The good news is that the show will be coming back for its 15th season down the line (that's bad news for those who don't like the series, but we can't imagine who that might be).  So come on, be happy (and sad).

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    South Park

    Oct 06, 2010

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    Do you remember how several years ago "South Park" did this thing about how they didn't have to worry about doing something "The Simpsons" had already done because "The Simpsons" had already done everything?  Well, at this point, hasn't "South Park" now done everything as well?  People, this is their 14th season premiere... their 14th season!!!  It's incredible and vaguely ridiculous and it means that "South Park" has run through a whole lot of storylines.  Even so, we can't wait to see what they come up with this season; it's sure to be offensive, which makes us happy.

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    South Park

    Apr 14, 2010

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    There was a time when "South Park" had people up in arms - how dare they say this, how dare they say that, how dare that little Kenny kid die every single week.  Those uproars seem to be in the distant past.  Oh, the series still offends on a regular basis, but it's now kind of expected that it will, and any episode that doesn't borders on being a disappointment.  Such is the lot of any series that has been on this long, any series that hits 200 episodes, and that is exactly the number "South Park" gets to tonight.

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    South Park

    Mar 17, 2010

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    We would like to take a moment of your day to suggest that you come on down to South Park and have yourself a time.  There are friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.  Well, that last sentence isn't exactly true.  We know that they sing it every week on the show, but the denizens of South Park aren't always that friendly-looking and are rarely humble.  But, that's one of the reasons the show is so funny.  So, tune on in and see if you can't unwind.

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    South Park

    Nov 18, 2009

    TV Network - Comedy Central

    It may have taken "South Park" a whole lot longer to reach the end of its 13th cycle than it took for "America's Next Top Model" to get there, but there's something to be said for taking the long way round. Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman, slow though they may be (and we definitely have questions about just how slow some of them are) have made it to the end of season 13.  It's an impressive number for the animated series from Comedy Central, and certainly shows us all just how far off-color humor and a whole lot of "bleeps" will get you.  Despite its age, the show still manages to be relevant and funny... if you don't mind all the offensive bits.

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