Lizard Lick Towing

It seems as though Lizard Lick, North Carolina is a town that requires a lot of cars to be towed.  We know this because that's where "Lizard Lick Towing" takes place and they're constantly towing cars, it's kind of what the show is all about (and how people get angry when their car gets towed).  Surely you can't be serious, you say.  Well, we are serious, but don't call us Shirley, Shirley is the last name of two of the folks on the series and, as much as we love them and what they bring to our television screens, we don't think that we're yet worthy to have the name.  Also, don't call us Brantley, because that's the other guy's name on the show and we're not even worthy of that one.