Listen, our father makes the best bean-less chili you've ever eaten. No joke, the thing is fantastic. There is a downside to it - less gas - but it's still really good. Now suppose the some schmo down the street suggests that they make a better bean-less chili than our father. First, they'd be lying, and second we'd call in Michael Symon and this new show, "Food Feuds," to settle the matter once and for all (by which we mean the schmo would get sent packing). That's what this show does - they send schmoes who think they can make a better bean-less chili than our father packing. Up tonight on the series premiere, cheesy foods (sorry, no chili).