One of the most popular primetime soaps of all time, "Dallas," is back on the air as of tonight. We have all been hearing about TNT's resurrecting the series--with some of the original cast as well as some new faces--for an awfully long time, and tonight we get the first two episodes. Just how have things been going at Southfork since we last saw J.R., Bobby, and Sue Ellen, and what is going on there now? Well, it's "Dallas," so we're going to say backstabbing, treachery, affairs, and some pretty wrong things. Fun!