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Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement

Jun 07, 2013 11:00 AM

Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the New York Rangers score after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and attend her boss' party instead of the game; at the game, Russell is mortified when Timmy roots against the home team.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Jun 08, 2013

    A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey falsely files a sexual harassment claim against her; after being teased for playing cricket, Timmy challenges Jeff to a game to prove that the sport is not one for wimps.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Jun 07, 2013

    Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the New York Rangers score after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and attend her boss' party instead of the game; at the game, Russell is mortified when Timmy roots against the home team.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 20, 2013

    TV Network - CBS

    Listen, you can mock "Rules of Engagement" as much as you want to mock "Rules of Engagement," and we kind of assume that's a lot.  The truth, however, is this -- the show is finishing its seventh season tonight.  Yes, its seventh season.  That means that it's doing something right even if the series gets absolutely no respect whatsoever.  Maybe, just maybe, now that so many other series have wrapped for the season you should tune in to "Rules" tonight just to see what you've been missing out on these seven seasons.  Who knows, an eighth season could be just around the corner.  We don't believe that just because it's been cancelled it won't be resurrected.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 09, 2013

    After learning that a friend's marriage is in trouble, Audrey and Jeff agree to let him stay over as he goes through a difficult divorce, but they soon begin to regret their invitation after they discover his penchant for giving inappropriate hugs.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 08, 2013

    When Timmy wearies of Russell's demeaning demands and Audrey grows frustrated with her own terrible assistant, the two plot together to solve both of their problems; Jeff tries to recreate the conditions that led to a Giants victory.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 07, 2013

    Jennifer hosts a party at which sex toys are offered for sale, and Jeff takes Audrey's willingness to attend as a sign that she is bored with him; Russell meets a beautiful woman and tells her he is married in order to improve his chances.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Apr 09, 2013

    Russell discovers that Timmy has a cute sister and decides that he's going to do everything in his power to try and impress her; Jeff and Audrey decide to do a favor for their neighbor Liz, by setting her up on a blind date.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Apr 08, 2013

    Russell takes it upon himself to borrow a holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are taken by surprise at his gesture; Audrey feels like she needs to make people laugh at Jeff's holiday party.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Mar 08, 2013

    Audrey suggests they see a marriage counselor, and Jeff agrees once he sees the therapist's web page; Timmy figures out an unorthodox way to get a good photograph of Adam; Russell transforms into a nice guy and drives everyone crazy.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Mar 07, 2013

    Jeff takes Russell's advice and flirts back with a female colleague, but he is taken aback when he discovers that she is open to having an affair with him; Russell sends Timmy to retrieve his phone from the apartment of a one-night stand.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Feb 25, 2013

    TV Network - CBS

    We are going to assume that you've seen Gail O'Grady before.  When?  Maybe on "Hellcats" or on "Necessary Roughness" or "The Forgotten," "Boston Legal," Desperate Housewives," "Deuce Bigalow" or one of any other number of movies/television shows.  Tonight she'll be on "Rules of Engagement" playing the mother of Russell's date.  Presumably some (all) of the jokes here will come from the fact that O'Grady and Spade are roughly the same age.  But, wherever the laughs come from, isn't it important that there are laughs?  Isn't that the point?

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    Rules of Engagement

    Feb 09, 2013

    Jeff treats himself to a day home alone as Audrey starts her new job, but the housekeeper interrupts, and she's wearing a team shirt that Audrey gave her without Jeff's permission; Timmy imitates Russell's phone voice and cancels all his dates.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Feb 08, 2013

    Timmy decides that he wants to join and sing in an a cappella group, but he would like to keep the embarrassing secret of his new hobby from Russell; Jeff and Audrey learn that they have an annoying new neighbor living on their block.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Feb 07, 2013

    Jeff learns that a guy is giving Audrey her home pilates classes, it's not what he envisioned when she started doing it and wants a change immediately; Adam decides to tell Jennifer specifics about his football past.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Feb 04, 2013

    TV Network - CBS

    That is right, not only is "Rules of Engagement" back tonight, it's back tonight with the start of season seven.  Yup, seven.  "Rules of Engagement" has been on television more than twice as long as "Veronica Mars."  The series has outlasted the original "Star Trek."  Do you even want to know how many years David Spade has been a staple of network sitcom life?  Think about it, from "Just Shoot Me" to "8 Simple Rules" to this.  That is a long time.  How does he still look 12?  Maybe we'll learn the secret tonight because he'll be back on TV with the seventh season premiere of "Rules of Engagement."

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    Rules of Engagement

    Dec 07, 2012

    A combat-tested colonel is assigned to protect an American embassy in a strife-torn third world country and is forced to rely on a court-martial when a protest erupts in violence, which is believed to have been a result of his doing.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 17, 2012

    TV Network - CBS

    Oh David Spade, you lovable goof.  How is it, Mr. Spade, that you have managed to be on this show and "Just Shoot Me" and "8 Simple Rules" for more than a decade in total?  In fact, it's been just about 15 years combined, hasn't it?  We congratulate you Mr. Spade on your incredible longevity in the television world.  We additionally congratulate you for having been on those three series on three completely different television networks.  Your quiet appeal astounds.  So, Mr. Spade, as your season finale airs tonight, we'll be drinking a toast to you and your eternal youthfulness.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Apr 12, 2012

    TV Network - CBS

    There are certain television plots which are recycled by virtually every television show that is on the air for a sufficient period of time.  One of them is the 'you saved my life so now I have to become your servant' story.  Another is the 'weekend murder mystery turns real except that it doesn't' tale.  Tonight, "Rules of Engagment" will be doing the 'women use sex to make men do things and a guy figures it out' one.  Watch and see if they're able to put it all together in a new and wonderful way, and see if you can't catch references to other shows that have done the same story.


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    Rules of Engagement

    Mar 29, 2012

    TV Network - CBS

    We like to think of "Rules of Engagement" as that little show that just keeps on ticking.  Oh sure, it doesn't tend to do something like 24 episodes a season--this season is scheduled for 15--but this is the show's sixth season overall.  That, really, no matter how many episodes you're doing, is impressive.  Tonight, we've been told, Jeff is going to send Audrey on a 'romantic scavenger hunt.'  Yeah, that's not going to go well.  You know that's not going to go well, we know it's not going to go well.  One wonders why Jeff thinks it might.  But, of course, it is because it won't go well that the funny will occur.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Oct 20, 2011

    TV Network - CBS

    CBS is apparently constructing its own rules of engagement, and they involve moving "Rules of Engagement" to Saturday nights, perhaps as a potential bulkhead to start another successful sitcom block, and perhaps only as a way of extending the series' run for another season.  Well, they constructed that rule of engagement and then quickly cancelled it after a show we won't mention ("How to be a Gentleman") didn't fare so well on Thursdays nights. So, Spade is back on Thursdays beginning this very evening.  Oh yes, you may now rejoice.

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    Rules of Engagement

    May 03, 2010

    TV Network - CBS

    As you may be aware, Jeff and Audrey are looking for a surrogate for their baby.  Tonight, that search leads them to Pam (Jaime Pressly), potential choice for that role. We have no idea what Pam will be like, but we're certainly hoping that she is just like Pressly's character on "My Name is Earl."  Honestly, don't you think that Joy would make a fantastic surrogate?   Clearly Joy would solely be in it for the money - there'd be absolutely no chance that she'd want to keep the child.  And, if the price was right, she'd probably even stop drinking and smoking during the duration of the pregnancy.  What more could you want?

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    Rules of Engagement

    Mar 29, 2010

    TV Network - CBS

    There are certain actors who, when they appear in just about any show, cause us to stand up, take notice, sit down, and watch.  Alan Ruck is one of those people, but not in the same way Salma Hayek is.  Ruck we just truly enjoy watching do his thing, and watching him guest star as a therapist to Audrey and Jeff is certainly his thing.  While we'd like to suggest that if anyone can cause Jeff to think straight and act normally it's Ruck, but despite the man's great power we doubt that he'll fix Warburton's character.

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    Rules of Engagement

    Mar 01, 2010

    TV Network - CBS

    David Spade and company are returning for their fourth season tonight.  You might have thought "Rules of Engagement" had already explored all the different facets of relationships that there are to explore over the course of the first three seasons, but no, that's not the case.  There's always more to explore about relationships - every time one sex thinks they have the other figured out, a new twist pops up.  What matters to us though is the funny, we don't mind learning as long as there's funny to go along with it.

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