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A moment from earlier this season on 'The Bachelor'

The Bachelor

Mar 04, 2013 08:00 PM

TV Network - ABC

We are never entirely convinced that the women on the women tell all special actually tell all, but they do seem to tell much.  That, of course, doesn't have the right sort of ring to it, does it?  However, it would be awesome if they pitched it that way -- 'Watch "The Bachelor" tonight where the women will each tell one thing that happened of which we only saw part.'  Doesn't really work, does it?  And now you know why--as if you didn't know before--it's the 'tell all' special instead of anything else.  And, at minimum, there should be some really good moments here tonight that should give us a better idea of what happened.

Past Events

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    The Bachelor

    Mar 10, 2014

    TV Network - ABC

    We wish we had the name Juan Pablo.  We feel as though there's a whole lot you can get away with if your name is Juan Pablo (not that this Juan Pablo does, just that he could).  We still wouldn't be able to be on "The Bachelor," we don't imagine our being married would change just because we altered our name, but we could do more.  Tonight, Juan Pablo gets to do one more thing, tonight he gets to make a decision about which bachelorette he will select.

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    The Bachelor

    Jan 06, 2014

    TV Network - ABC

    Last night, as you may remember, we got a "Countdown to Juan Pablo" special.  Well, the timer on that clock has hit zero, and Juan Pablo is here for you to watch and enjoy.  Wait, that didn't sound quite right, it isn't just that Juan Pablo is here and that you can enjoy him, it's that all the bachelorettes are here too, and you're not really enjoying Juan Pablo as much as you're enjoying the interactions between Juan Pablo and the bachelorettes and the intra-bachelorette interactions as well. Juan Pablo's time as the bachelor starts tonight.

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    The Bachelor

    Mar 11, 2013

    TV Network - ABC

    Tonight we're getting the season finale of "The Bachelor."  What does that mean  for you?  Come on, that's a ludicrous question -- it means that you get to see Sean Lowe make his decision about which woman he wants to be with for the rest of his life.  Okay, quite honestly, we have some serious doubts as to whether Sean's relationship will last no matter whom he chooses, but we're willing to let the whole thing play out... and not just because we're ridiculously curious about who he is going to chose.  But mostly because of that.

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    The Bachelor

    Jan 07, 2013

    TV Network - ABC

    Do you remember when Sean Lowe wasn't chosen by Emily Maynard?  Yeah, us too (or 'us neither' depending on how you answered -- whichever way you answered, we agree).  Probably, that was better for him though, because now he gets to have all the women fighting for him rather than having to fight other guys for a single woman.  Listen, the odds are in his favor now and you really have to like that (if you're him).  He isn't going to end the season jilted, he'll be doing the jilting and it's just a better place to be.

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    The Bachelor

    Mar 12, 2012

    TV Network - ABC

    This season's bachelor has been one Ben Flajnik.  The dude was rejected by Ashley Hebert back in the day, but when the opportunity presented itself to have a bunch of beautiful women fall all over him, he was able to step up to the plate and, if not forget about his rejected proposal to Ashley, at the very least put it on the back burner for a little while.  Tonight, he'll be choosing the woman whom he thinks he probably may want to spend the rest of his life with, you know, out of his present choices anyway.  Will he choose correctly?  Will we be seeing a wedding special in a couple of years?  We have our opinions, but we won't be revealing them here.

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    The Bachelor

    Jan 02, 2012

    TV Network - ABC

    The bachelor this go round is a nice guy named Ben Flajnik.  Ben (we're going with 'Ben' as 'Flajnik' is too hard to spell) actually proposed to Ashley Hebert when she was the bachelorette, but she shot him down.  While that may have made him momentarily sad, we're quite certain that the call from ABC to come on the show and be the new bachelor made him all but forget about Ashley.  Now it is Ben who will get to call the shots, hand our roses and remain in control of his own destiny.

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    The Bachelor

    Mar 14, 2011

    TV Network - ABC

    Well, we've waited the entire season for this one special moment - tonight we get to find out whether Womack pulls a Womack again on the season finale.  The thing about this is, the move ('The Womack') has his name attached to it, so if anyone can pull a Womack, it's probably Brad Womack.  On the other hand, we can't imagine that he'll pull a Womack twice in a row; surely the producers made him swear up and down that, despite his name, he'd not do another Womack if they let him back on.

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    The Bachelor

    Jan 03, 2011

    TV Network - ABC

    We're not going to go and tell you that Brad Womack is our favorite bachelor of all time, but he certainly is one of the more interesting guys that they've had on the show.  The claim that we're hearing is that Womack is going to be an new and different person this time out.  He is going to have to confront DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft at some point during the season and we think that only makes sense.  The real question is not what will happen in those encounters, but whether or not Womack is the same guy he was last time out.

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    The Bachelor

    Mar 02, 2009

    TV Network - ABC

    Jason Mesnick has single-handedly helped reinvigorate the ratings for ABC's up-and-down "Bachelor" franchise, but did he find true love?

    "The Bachelor" has its season finale on March 2 and who will win Jason's heart?

    We have no idea.

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