May 13, 2013TV Network - The CW
We are old. Do you know how we know that we're old? We know because the new "90210" is ending its fifth season. The new "90210." Five seasons. That is ridiculous and makes us old. No? Tell us we're wrong. You can't can you? You know what else, it doesn't only make us old, It also makes the new "90210" old. In fact, the new "90210" is old enough that tonight's fifth season finale is the last new episode of the series. See how it all ends tonight.
Jan 21, 2013TV Network - The CW
Like a late Christmas present from a relative who comes to visit at the end of January because the flights are significantly less expensive then, The CW is bringing "90210" back tonight with its winter premiere. We hope that they come out big, that they come out and have some major, incredible, ridiculous revelation or mystery or whatever. Come on now, when that relative shows up a month late, there's nothing you want more than them to bring you a 65gb iPad and not the smallest iPod shuffle available. Are we right or are we right (we're right)?
Oct 08, 2012TV Network - The CW
We are very proud to say that we've driven through Beverly Hills... straight through Beverly Hills without stopping. We have watched "90210" and no matter how much we love it, the folks on the series have made it abundantly clear that we don't belong there. It isn't that they're not inclusive or anything like that (we don't make such judgments no matter how people act), it's just one of their outfits cost more than our car and it makes us feel out of place. Watch tonight and tell us if we're wrong. Go ahead, watch.
Jan 17, 2012TV Network - The CW
As has become de rigueur for television shows on many a network, "90210" threw out a whole bunch of new episodes in the fall followed by a whole bunch of repeats in the month of December and they will now follow that up with a whole bunch of new episodes here in the winter. Don't start in on your whole 'does that strategy really make sense' rant here -- do the kids on "90210" ask whether something makes sense? No! Of course not! They just buy the network instead and then choose to do whatever they want with it. Perhaps you should try that exact same strategy, you may find that you like owning huge corporations, you may find that you are the one percent.
Sep 13, 2011TV Network - The CW
The kids we've come to know and watch ('love' being a really, really strong term) over the course of three seasons on "90210" are now out of high school and in the real world. And, yes, by the real world we mean Beverly Hills (or, if you prefer, the not so much real world but at the very least no longer in high school). Some of the crazy kids are going to college and other ones are heading off to work and we're hoping that still others are going to be headed to instant super-stardom (because, we assume, that's what happens if you grow up in Beverly Hills). Tune in and see where they head this year.
Feb 28, 2011TV Network - The CW
We're sorry if this upsets you, but let it be known that we love Snoop Dogg. We can't hear his name without hearing women sing it in the background and contemplating having a little gin and juice. That's right, we're not just Snoop Dogg fans from last year, we're Snoop Dogg fans from back in the day. We like to consider ourselves OSF - Original Snoop Fans. Admit it, the man has a way about him, a style, and an intelligence that is hard to ignore once he gets going.
Jan 24, 2011TV Network - The CW
Do you realize that it's been about six weeks since the last episode of "90210" aired? In terms of this series, that's like 12 lifetimes. Seriously, think about it. How many crazy parties, relationship blow-ups, pregnancy scares, and insane rumors are gone through over the course of six weeks of "90210?" We seriously hope that they do some sort of recap episode giving us an idea of what happened in the time we missed. Either that or a plausible explanation about the world getting frozen for the time period. It could be some sort of "Smallville" crossover.
Nov 08, 2010TV Network - The CW
We will freely admit to not knowing which Jonas Joe Jonas is. We'll also freely admit to not being able to name a single Jonas song, and, quite frankly, it's entirely possible that if we weren't given Joe Jonas' first name here we wouldn't be able to give the first name of any Jonas brother. What we do know is that the kids like those Jonas boys which is probably one of the reasons that this particular Jonas boy is going to be on "90210" tonight. Do the other Jonases get angry when one Jonas does a special thing like this? Enquiring minds want to know.
Sep 13, 2010TV Network - The CW
There is a certain comfort in knowing that the new version of "90210" is premiering its new season tonight. Think about it, with a relatively scandal free summer in the real world, knowing that "90210" is going to deliver all the backstabbing we could possibly ever need to see is just outstanding. Was the latest celebrity drinking problem just not big enough for you? Not to worry, someone on this series will top it. Was the latest celeb breakup not smashing enough? Oh, they'll beat it here. You name it, "90210" will manage to out scandal them all, and if that's not fun, we don't know what is.
May 18, 2010TV Network - The CW
Yes, it's true that "90210" is done for the season after this week's episode, but that doesn't mean that it's done forever. In point of fact, it's not done forever. Oh, we don't mean that there will be yet another "90210" show down the line (although maybe there will be), we mean that the show has been picked up for next season - this "90210" will be back in the fall of 2010. We would refer to that as 'a good thing,' but we're not sure Martha would approve of many of these characters or their actions so maybe we should just say 'it's just swell.'
Mar 09, 2010TV Network - The CW
Oh this night has been a long time coming. By our count, the last new "90210" episode aired towards the beginning of December and ever since then we've gotten repeat after repeat, and not even the one where Brenda and Kelly wore the same dress to the prom (OMG). Well, the long dark winter of our discontent ends tonight. No, we're not getting that Brenda-Kelly classic episode of the series (LOL), we're getting a new episode of the new "90210," and one that features Jennie Garth and Rumer Willis and Greg Vaughan.
Sep 08, 2009TV Network - The CW
The second season premiere of "90210" is called "To New Beginning," but don't worry. There's still plenty of time to dedicate to the aftermath of the finale, to Annie calling in the cops on Naomi's party and to whatever it was that Annie (Shenae Grimes) hit with her car.
The upshot is that Annie's an outcast and Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord), Silver (Jessica Stroup) and Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) are best buds.
But the school year's just around the corner and there are plenty of complications, including Silver's relationship with Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and a new guy who may cause complications for Adrianna's relationship with Navid (Michael Steger).
Apr 14, 2009TV Network - The CW
We've caught up with Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh, but what has Donna Martin been up to low these many years?
Tori Spelling returns to her favorite zip-code to guest star as Donna Martin on a new episode of "90210."
Jennie Garth will also be appearing in the episode, so expect plenty more stories about the old "BH90210" gang.
Adding to the fun is Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody in a cameo as herself.