“SNL” cut a Nickelodeon-mocking sketch
The dress rehearsal sketch did not make fun of “Sam & Cat,” but “Zap!” is a sketch about a drug-addicted Nick cast starring Nickelodeon alum Kenan Thompson. PLUS: “SNL” ladies sing about “Dongs,” Weekend Update interviews George R. R. Martin, read all the Fox & Friends corrections, and Don Cheadle is tired of hearing “Cheadlejuice."

Rob Lowe: Les Moonves badgered me into turning down “Grey’s Anatomy’s” McDreamy role
As Lowe recounts in his latest memoir, the CBS boss talked Lowe into starring in “Dr. Vegas,” which lasted five episodes in fall 2004. “Let me tell you how it is. ABC is the lowest-rated network. ... At CBS we make hits,” Moonves said, according to Lowe.

Here’s the cast of Vince Gilligan’s “Battle Creek” in a police lineup
Director Bryan Singer tweeted a pic of Josh Duhamel, Kal Penn and Dean Winters from the final day of filming on the CBS pilot.

Kandi Burress weds
The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star is officially a “wife." PLUS: Beverly Hills "Real Housewives" alum Taylor Armstrong also got married.

Norman Weiss has been doing TV Tattle since the week "Freaks and Geeks" was canceled. He is a Hollywood outsider who was born and raised in Hollywood. "American Idol" and "Dancing with the Stars" are broadcast 2 blocks from his high school.