The Worst TV Shows of 2013 from The Fien Print

The Worst TV Shows of 2013 from The Fien Print

Did 'Dracula' and 'Dads' make the cut? Of course they did!
A lot of these shows were covered in the Firewall & Iceberg Worst of 2013 podcast, but hopefully some of it will be new. 
 
Those of you who regularly read my Worst Of... lists know that I have a very simple rule: I have to watch the shows I insult. Regularly. Or at least semi-regularly. I'll leave it to others to mock the "Billion Pound Scrotum" or Honey Boo-Boos of the world, either because they actually suffer through that crap or because they like to insult things sight-unseen. That's not the way I list things, which confuses people every single year. I'm not sure why it's confusing. I list shows I actually KNOW were bad and didn't mysteriously get better, rather than writing off a show based on an awful pilot and then hearing from fans that things got miraculously awesome. Whatever.
 
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<p>&quot;The Americans&quot;</p>

"The Americans"

Credit: FX

'The Americans' Season 2 premiere set for February

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys return for more '80s hijinks
FX has finally set an official premiere date for the second season of the acclaimed drama "The Americans" 
 
The cable network celebrated the day-after-Christmas by breaking the unofficial TV news moratorium to announce that "The Americans" will return on Wednesday, February 26 at 10 p.m. 
 
Currently shooting in New York City, "The Americans" premiered last January to an audience of 5.1 million viewers, making it FX's most-watched drama debut ever. Ratings subsequently dropped dramatically, but critical admiration continued.
 
"The Americans" picked up for Television Critics Association Award nominations last summer, winning for Outstanding New Program of the Year. While not a big Emmy player, "The Americans" picked up nods for guest star Margo Martindale and for Nathan Barr's title theme music.
 
In HitFix's recently announced Television Critics' Poll, "The Americans" finished seventh overall and third in the Best New Show category behind only "Masters of Sex" and "Orange Is The New Black."
 
 
So far, very few details have leaked regarding the second "Americans" season. FX lists Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Holly Taylor, Keidrich Sellati, Annet Mahendru, Alison Wright and Susan Misner as cast regulars, while Martindale reassured HitFix's Greg Ellwood that she'll be back in some capacity, even as she works on CBS' semi-hit comedy "The Millers."
 
TUSK!
<p>Christmas for &quot;The Middle&quot;</p>

Christmas for "The Middle"

Credit: ABC

TV Ratings: 'The Middle,' 'Blue Bloods' repeats lead Christmas Wednesday

CBS wins overall, while ABC takes the key demo
Fast National ratings for Wednesday, December 25, 2013.
 
People don't really watch network TV on Christmas night.
 
With audiences occupied either by family togetherness or else tuning in to a "Doctor Who" special on BBC America or NBA basketball on ESPN (cable ratings to come), the most watched show on Christmas Wednesday was, oddly, a repeat of the Friday drama "Blue Bloods," while the top shows among young viewers were repeats of "The Middle" and "Modern Family."
 
A slew of holiday season repeats also drew middling audiences to NBC, FOX and The CW.
 
On to the unimpressive numbers...
 
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<p>The Grinch. Or at least the Jim Carrey one.</p>

The Grinch. Or at least the Jim Carrey one.

TV Ratings: Young viewers prefer Jim Carrey's 'Grinch' to 'It's a Wonderful Life' on Christmas Eve

CBS wins Tuesday overall, ABC takes the key demo
Fast National ratings for Tuesday, December 24, 2013.
 
ABC's broadcast of "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" topped NBC's "It's a Wonderful Life" among young viewers on Christmas Eve, while CBS' procedural repeats still dominated Tuesday overall.
 
The only other Tuesday notable was how close The CW's "The 12 Dogs of Christmas" came to beating FOX's comedy repeats.
 
As you might expect, it wasn't such a busy TV night, so let's just get straight to the low numbers...
 
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<p>Emmy Rossum of &quot;Shameless&quot;</p>

Emmy Rossum of "Shameless"

Credit: Showtime

The Second 15 Best TV Shows of 2013 from The Fien Print

Showtime and FX dramas lead No. 11-25 for The Fien Print
By now you've had the chance to see my Top 10 as a video, check it out as part of HitFix's Critics' Poll and also hear the darned thing as part of the Best of 2013 podcast with Sepinwall. 
 
That's a lot of different Top 10 delivery systems. Of course, to get down to that Top 10, I had to make a lot of tough choices in what was surely a terrific year for TV. So what follows is my Second 10, which is actually a Second 15 and it includes some cheating in that Bonus 5.
 
In case you've forgotten, here's the Top 10.
 
1. "Breaking Bad"
2. "Orange Is The New Black"
3. "Mad Men"
4. "Rectify"
5. "The Returned"
6. "Enlightened"
7. "Game of Thrones"
8. "Bob's Burgers"
9. "56 Up"
10. "Girls"
 
Click through for the continuation of my list over two pages. And check out the photo gallery below for 15 more new shows that Sepinwall and I thought were worthy of notice.
 
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<p>&quot;The Great Christmas Light Fight&quot;</p>

"The Great Christmas Light Fight"

Credit: ABC

TV Ratings: 'Great Christmas Light Fight,' 'Sing-Off' finales battle on Monday

ABC wins, but football may change things
Fast National ratings for Monday, December 23, 2013.
 
A couple holiday season limited series came to their end on Monday night and, at least in preliminary figures, the finale for "The Great Christmas Light Fight" appears to have topped the finale for "The Sing-Off," helping ABC to narrow Monday night wins.
 
ABC, meanwhile, had solid performances from Christmas encores featuring Shrek and The Chipmunks, while NBC's "Hollywood Game Night" return was soft.
 
There's a catch, of course. ABC had the Monday Night Football preemption in Atlanta (CBS had the game in San Francisco) and the network's margins of victory were so slim that taking the game out of the equation may shift everything.
 
On to the numbers...
 
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Listen: Firewall & Iceberg Podcast No. 215 - Worst of 2013

Dan and Alan discuss their least favorite shows of 2013

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Happy Monday, Boys & Girls.
 
I don't know if this is exactly a bonus Firewall & Iceberg podcast, per se,  but we weren't sure if we were going to have time for a Worst of 2013 Podcast. And we did!
 
So you probably know the drill on these: It's basically me and Sepinwall going back and forth trading our worst shows/episodes/things of the year for an hour. It's not "ranking," really. It's just a celebration of televised awfulness. Yes, we talked about Lumberjack Dexter. Yes, we talked about "Dads."
 
I'll have my own Worst of 2013 gallery toward the end of this week and it will include several shows that didn't get discussed on this podcast and a bunch of things that got discussed plenty. So stay tuned for that.
 
In any case, this should give you something to listen as you drive over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. The horse knows the way, so you can just relax and listen to us rant.
 
Today's breakdown is simple:
TV's Worst of 2013 - 00:00:00 - 01:04:30

As always, you can subscribe to The Firewall & Iceberg Podcast over at the iTunes Store, where you can also rate us and comment on us. [Or you can always follow our RSS Feed or subscribe on IHeartRadio.] 

And as always, feel free to e-mail us questions for the podcast.

 

<p>Eagles QB Nick Foles</p>

Eagles QB Nick Foles

Credit: AP

TV Ratings: Eagles-Bears game leads Sunday, while ABC's 'Sound of Music' can't match Carrie Underwood

NBC dominates, NFL overrun helps CBS to second
Fast National ratings for Sunday, December 22, 2013.
 
The Eagles routed the Bears on Sunday Night Football and even though the game wasn't one of the season's higher rated showdowns, it topped last week's Steelers-Bengals dud and helped NBC dominate Sunday in most measures. 
 
Boosted by NFL overrun, CBS had a big night for "60 Minutes" and finished in a comfortable second place.
 
Meanwhile, ABC's telecast of "The Sound of Music" drew only a third of the audience that watched NBC's live Carrie Underwood musical earlier this month, but still finished third overall and rose from last year's ABC broadcast.
 
On to the numbers...
 
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<p>&quot;I Love Lucy&quot; in Color!</p>

"I Love Lucy" in Color!

Credit: CBS

TV Ratings: Colorized 'I Love Lucy' special leads CBS on Friday

'Shark Tank' repeats give ABC a key demo tie
Fast National ratings for Friday, December 20, 2013.
 
One of the most popular TV shows of all-time proved that it still has some juice in 2013, as CBS' colorized "I Love Lucy Christmas Special" was Friday's top show in the key demographic and combined with "Hawaii Five-0" and "Blue Bloods" to lead the network to its normal overall Friday rout.
 
CBS only tied for first among young viewers, as a pair of "Shark Tank" repeats kept ABC in the mix. 
 
Meanwhile, NBC wasn't far behind with its annual airing of "It's a Wonderful Life."
 
On to the numbers...
 
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<p>Tyson of &quot;Survivor: Blood vs. Water&quot;</p>

Tyson of "Survivor: Blood vs. Water"

Credit: CBS

Interview: Tyson Apostol discusses his 'Survivor: Blood vs. Water' win

Tyson explains why he corrected Hayden on 'ruffle'
Two weeks of exit interview insanity -- Nine interviews between "Amazing Race" and "Survivor" -- comes to a conclusion with my chat with "Survivor: Blood vs. Water" winner Tyson Apostol.
 
You can certainly put Tyson in a category with John Cochran, Jonathan Penner and Malcolm Freberg among the "Survivor" contestants who I always like talking to. He's smart, caustic and, after three times playing the game, he gets "Survivor."
 
That wasn't always the case. In "Tocatins," he was an amusing quote machine, but he was also upstaged by the scenery chewing Coach. He came out less aggressively in "Heroes vs. Villains" and seemed to be playing a wiser game, right up until he broke with a Tribal Council vote-splitting scheme and effectively eliminated himself.
 
In "Blood vs. Water," Tyson had to deal with the emotion of watching his girlfriend Rachel get eliminated early, but he soon joined forces with Gervase and then Monica to form a tight alliance that cleared out the competition on the way to the Final 3. In addition to that alliance, Tyson also found and used -- not necessarily with any value -- two Hidden Immunity Idols and, as the season was ending, won the last two Immunity Challenges. He won the final Jury vote by a commanding 7-1 margin.
 
In this funny and wide-ranging exit interview, Tyson talks about his relief at the lack of Jury anger, the shoulder injury that plagued his early game, his attempts to avoid trash-talking and why he couldn't resist lecturing Hayden on proper terminology. 
 
It's a good Q&A. Click through for the whole thing.
 
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