Monday (September 19) night marked the long-awaited debut of Ashton Kutcher's Penis as the new co-star of CBS' "Two and a Half Men."
Happy Emmy Night, Boys & Girls.
For 364 days out of the year, TV cowers in the shadow of feature films even though we all know that TV is better. But on one night, Emmy night, the biggest stars in television get to get together and honor the year's best... movie stars who deigned to do TV.
But let's all sit down and count the minutes till Kate Winslet moves herself one step closer to EGOT.
Full Emmys live-blog after the break...