On Wednesday, "The X Factor" said farewell to a bunch of people who weren't really very good and whose presence in Miami wasted FOX and Simon Cowell's money.
I don't pity Simon Cowell or FOX for losing a couple thousand dollars on hotel rooms for people like Dehydrated Trevor or That Awful Girl Who Sang Annie, but I do pity myself for having to dedicate an hour to pretending that said people were ever going to advance particularly far on "The X Factor."
Let's see what excitement will ensue in Thursday's episode!
Farewell, "X Factor" auditions. We had some fun with you, but it's finally time to move on to something else. Anything else.
It's time for Boot Camp, which would be a lot like Hollywood Week on "American Idol," except that it's in Miami and, therefore, is completely different.
Wednesday's (October 3) episode is only an hour because of the debate, so let's get down to the business of singing!