First off, the above photo comes courtesy of the wonderful Tumblr blog "The Cryface," which makes a good case for the existence of Tumblr. Also, don't you feel old? Cordelia from "Buffy" is playing Ariana Grande's mother on FOX's "Scream Queens." As in, Charisma Carpenter is 44 goddamn years old, and what do you have to show for it? College loan debt? Sadness? The slow, creeping death of your childhood dreams? Consider this a wakeup call.

"Scream Queens," by the by, is slated to premiere September 22 on FOX. Here's dewy, fresh-faced 24-year-old actress Emma Roberts announcing the news on Instagram today:


It's all happening!!!! #ScreamQueens

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.