As you may have heard, Cate Blanchett and Aaron Sorkin are joining forces for a Lucille Ball biopic.

We try to squeeze just the top few reasons that this is a monstrously ill-advised marriage of subject and creators in our latest two-minute showdown. 

Take a look in the video above and below!

Are you on board? Or do you have questions about this pair teaming-up to tell the story of this particular Hollywood icon?