The Teletubbies have always been unsettling, but a mashup with the "American Horror Story" opening theme renders them absolutely terrifying. "Noo-noo" is right.

[h/t Bloody Disgusting]

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.