It's hard being a parent on intense cable dramas these days.  Between the body count piling up, rival gangleaders and dragon queens on the march, quality time isn't what it used to be.

But it's even harder to be a leader of steel where your children are made of jello. Across the spectrum these days, ruthless leaders are cursed with useless, whiny, pouty, incompetent messes of offspring; the final insult!

Watch the video of below to see the seven who have most truly failed to carry on the family tradition.