'Scream Queens' opening title sequence: Ariana Grande and Nick Jonas are toast
'80s sitcom opening credit sequences: oh, how we miss them! They were the product of a less self-aware age, and brilliantly parodied in last year's Dada-esque viral sensation "Too Many Cooks."
Now, horror-comedy inventor Ryan Murphy is also paying cheeky homage to the fourth-wall-breaking tradition of "Full House" and the like with the just-released extended opening credits sequence for "Scream Queens." But wait, where's Ariana? Where's Nick Jonas? Where, pray tell, is O.G. scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis?
Let's face it: Ariana and Nick are toast. Their names aren't even in the title sequence! Can you say "very special guest star"?