If you give a stand-up comedian a microphone, you’re gonna get inappropriate banter. I’m not sure what Ryan Seacrest was expecting, but based on his look of panic and death grip on the microphone, it wasn’t this!

Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.