Here's how little I know about MTV stars these days: I recognized a total of one person in this new "Scream" promo ("Teen Wolf" star Tyler Posey, R.i.P.). If you watch MTV on the regular, you'll no doubt enjoy this gratuitous silliness a lot more than me.

Watch the promo below, and see how many of them you can name. [Note: the song playing over the bloodshed is Rilo Kiley's "It Just Is."]

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.