Alicia Silverstone's performance as Cher Horowitz in Clueless is not just a fabulous '90s moment: It's one of the great comic turns in movie history, period. So what does it look like when Jake Gyllenhaal, Seth Rogen, Paul Dano, and Bradley Cooper try to deliver Cher's speech about Haitians with as much gusto as Silverstone? We're about to find out.



Of course, Cher pronounces it "Haiti-ans" in the film. I wish we could've seen more of Paul Dano giving it his all. I believed his subtle, slightly eccentric take on Cher -- even though his look is pure Breckin Meyer.