Things I really need to be in the Full House Netflix Comeback:


  1. Mary-Kate Olsen
  2. Ashley Olsen


There is so much to look forward to when Full House returns: Uncle Jessie’s smile, Danny’s vaguely creepy nerdiness, D.J and Stephanie and Kimmy’s charming antics. The catchphrases! The clothes! The hair! But I am going to need more than that to be satisfied. In order to give this show the full five stars it deserves, I’m going to need to see Michelle Tanner all grown up. I’m going to need to see Mary-Kate and Ashley take turns being cute as buttons on screen saying things like “You got it, dude” and “You’re in big trouble, mister”, only this time with self-awareness and oversized sunglasses.  So:


Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley,


Please please please please please please please pleeeaassseeeee??!!!!?!