The first "Ash vs. Evil Dead" teaser is here! Are you excited? Amazing how much information they were able to get across in a 15-second clip. Below are five six things we learned, which if you know math is one thing every three 2.5 seconds.*

1. It's "from the creators of the Evil Dead," a list that includes "Spider-Man 3" director Sam Raimi.

2. It is "a new Starz Original Series." (Do you have Starz? Do any of us have Starz?)

3. It appears that there will be trees. (Just watch the teaser and tell me I'm wrong!)

4. Ash is back, and he still has that cumbersome chainsaw arm.

5. It's coming this fall...on Starz. ("Fall" being the Halloween-y season between summer and winter.)

6. There is absolutely no mention of co-star and likely Heroes vs. Villains 2015 winner Lucy Lawless, which is a travesty.

Of course no amount of words could possibly do this justice. Watch the teaser below, and check out the poster further down.

*In my breathless rush to compile this important piece, I temporarily forgot how numbers worked. Deepest apologies.


A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.