That’s an image that’s going to linger: Lady Gaga pulling a machine gun from her crotch. It’s all part of the video (the first one) for “Born This Way,” which the artist debuted today. Since we know it will take a couple of decades for us to decipher all of this one, we decided to give you bullet points on our immediate thoughts and keep it simple since your mind is going to be cluttered with the primordial ooze.
*Why didn’t Lady Gaga cut the opening and closing shots of a unicorn? We would have edited those out given Ke$ha’s better use of the mythical creature in her “Blow” video and the shots have nothing to do with the real theme. She co-directed the video. She could have done anything she wanted with that final edit.
*Mother Monster really is the queen of the world. Here, she rules the Multiverse, giving birth to good, but she’s not the only one with gooey things coming out of her lady bits, so is everyone else on the planet. Yuck.
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