We're sure everyone attending the 2014 Oscars will look great. Unless they don't. Despite stylists, friends, sharp-eyed spawn, agents, managers and a host of other eyeballs, celebrities still sometimes pick the weirdest possible dress (sorry, J-Law).

Here are the gowns we'd like to see walking the red carpet this weekend (and, in some cases, gowns that just give you the idea). We're sure you have ideas of your own, so feel free to comment.