'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' recap: 'Game of Scones'
This week, Lisa puts on her happy neon pink bra (and under a sheer white shirt, natch), wiggles her nose, and convinces herself that if she thinks happy thoughts and pushes the booze with a side order of man meat, the very civilizing influence of Pimms and a proper British tea party will inspire the hate-spewing harpies on this show to lift their pinkies together over tea sandwiches and make nice. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah… no.
Yes, it's another Extravaganza O' Crazy, and Lisa is unlucky enough to have it all play out at her house. She should be glad that Beverly Hills housewives just bark squeakily at one another like Chihuahuas who've gotten into the Ritalin instead of tossing around tables. That's just a Jersey thing, I guess.
2001 | Drama | NRSummary: A young man romantically pursues his masochistic piano teacher.Director: Michael Haneke
Cast: Isabelle Huppert, Annie Girardot, Benoît Magimel, Susanne Lothar
1986 | Crime | RSummary: A high school kid kills his girlfriend, but when the crime is revealed to his friends, they decide not to tell the cops. Keanu Reeves has an early role in this dark and sometimes blackly comic teen tale.Director: Tim Hunter
Cast: Crispin Glover, Keanu Reeves, Ione Skye
2006 | Drama | NRSummary: Two old pals reunite for a camping trip in Oregon's Cascade Mountains.Director: Kelly Reichardt
Cast: Daniel London, Will Oldham, Tanya Smith, Robin Rosenberg
1935 | Comedy | NRSummary: While filling in for injured supersleuth Bulldog Drummond (Atholl Fleming), world-class cricket player Jack Pennington (Jack Hulbert) attempts to foil a criminal mastermind's (Ralph Richardson) impending heist that's targeting a valuable jewel necklace held within the British Museum. This comedic...Director: Walter Forde
Cast: Jack Hulbert, Fay Wray, Ralph Richardson, Claude Hulbert
1979 | War | RSummary: The Vietnam War comes to horrible life in this shocking and unforgettable story of madness and determination. Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall and Marlon Brando provide the major fireworks; Laurence Fishburne and Dennis Hopper add some wild ntoes.Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Cast: Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Dennis Hopper
1920 | Horror | NRSummary: One of the very first horror flms features a carnival, sleepwalking, an insane asylum, and some of the most incredible black and white sights in movies.Director: Robert Weine
Cast: Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, Friedrich Feher, Lil Dagover
1983 | Comedy | RSummary: A snobbish investor and a wily street con-artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.Director: John Landis
Cast: Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, Denholm Elliott
2013 | Action | RSummary: An elite firm of assassins must face their own mortality as they are hunted down one by one by a mysterious assailant. Caught up in the drama is a disgraced journalist who is more connected to the assassins' world than he could ever know.Director: Ian Chinsee
Cast: Benjamin Alldridge, Daniel Cason, Ian Chinsee, Anna Doody
2013 | Science Fiction | PGSummary: What begins as a relatively normal dinner party for eight friends becomes a night of sci-fi influenced strangeness when a comet passes particularly close to Earth.Director: James Ward Byrkit
Cast: Emily Baldoni, Maury Sterling, Nicholas Brendon
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