You know what's a good way to cap off your working week? Sitting down in front of the TV to watch a guy spurt real blood all over an emergency room in Australia. If that sounds good to you, rejoice. Tonight on "Sydney ER" (Fridays, 9:00 p.m. ET on Discovery Fit & Health), you get to see just that. And if you're getting off work early? Watch a clip below! Start your weekend right!

If it's not bad enough that the guy we see here was stabbed in the neck with "utensils," he's worried that his recently widowed mom will not be able to handle his death on top of her recent loss. He seems like a nice guy! Why stab him with utensils, anonymous someone who might have been drunk? 

Are you watching "Sydney ER"? 

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