If there's ever any question that many people consider television exposure more important than personal privacy or, oh, public humiliation, we have "Sex Sent Me to the ER" (Saturdays at 9:00 p.m. ET on TLC). In a clip from this week's episode, one woman has a genuinely weird reaction to her man's head injury.

Most people might think that, when a loved one slips in the shower and his head "splits in the middle" like an orange that's been thrown against a wall, it might be a good idea to call for help. When this happens in a spa, and caring professionals are just outside the door, a good yell might even be in order. We meet Tiffany, a woman who instead tries to clean up the "crime scene" and drags her partner Jamal's lifeless body across the floor (making an even bigger mess, natch). 

Tiffany says she's afraid people will think she killed her husband. Um, they might think that because you ACTED like you killed your husband, lady. Luckily, this mash-up of an I.D. show and TLC sex also features a doctor who is stunned by a nature lover's odd injury and a realtor who plays hooky to make whoopee with his crush -- and ends up in the emergency room. It's enough to make you never want to have weird sex again! Maybe!

Do you think Tiffany overreacted by dragging Jamal around like a corpse? 


Liane Bonin Starr is an author, screenwriter and former writer for EW.com. Her byline has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Variety and a lot of other places. Her last book was called "a scandalously catty, guilty pleasure" by Jane magazine. Expect the same from Starr Raving.