Welcome to Reality TV Roundup -- a quick look at some of the reality TV-centric stories that have recently popped up across the fine, old Interwebs. Click away, my couch potato friends. But before you do...
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! One more time: SPOILER ALERT. If you watch any competition shows, the latest elimination for each show is probably revealed in the text below. The hope is that, if you missed this week's program and would rather clear out your DVR than watch the episode, you can get a quick hit here. But don't come crying to me if you find out something you didn't want to know. You've been warned. Also note: lots of non-competition reality info lurks below, too.
Brooks is injured! Ben is still a jerk! There is dodge ball and gunslinging! So much drama! Des, save yourself! And take Brooks with you, really.
Guess what? The season 1 winner has sold fewer albums than stinkin' William Hung. What's up, "The Voice"?
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
The season debut of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will have SNIFF CARDS. You can smell the poverty! Awesome!
Bill and Giuliana Rancic want more kids. No punchline. They just want more kids.