Welcome to Reality TV Roundup -- a quick look at some of the reality TV-centric stories that have recently popped up across the fine, old Interwebs. Click away, my couch potato friends. But before you do...? ?
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! One more time: SPOILER ALERT. If you watch any competition shows, the latest elimination for each show is probably revealed in the text below. The hope is that, if you missed this week's program and would rather clear out your DVR than watch the episode, you can get a quick hit here. But don't come crying to me if you find out something you didn't want to know. You've been warned. Also note: lots of non-competition reality info lurks below, too.
COMPETITION REALITY SHOWS
Ven makes a maxi-pad nightmare (Tim Gunn said it, not me!) and the designers get to create their own ugly fabrics.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
It's down to the final four, and yes, one of those four is Cyrus. Discuss amongst yourselves.
So, another hamster is shown the door in Thursday's edition. It's not the hamster anyone was suspecting, either.
On Wednesday's show, the battle for POV is fiery -- and a showmance heats up. Also, there are Olympians.
Sunday, Pandora's Box visits an HOH for the second time -- a first for the show. Not that it's a good thing. I mean, it is Pandora's Box.
And here's a look at the second night of auditions, which were geographically confusing. Bad editing, bad!
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
A dog act won. Well, it's better than an annoying brat or a puppet, right?
A "Teen Mom" spin-off is in the works, in case you were looking for signs of the coming end times.