Welcome to Reality TV Roundup
-- a quick look at some of the reality TV-centric stories that have recently popped up across the fine, old Interwebs. Click away, my couch potato friends. But before you do...
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! One more time: SPOILER ALERT. If you watch any competition shows, the latest elimination for each show is probably revealed in the text below. The hope is that, if you missed this week's program and would rather clear out your DVR than watch the episode, you can get a quick hit here. But don't come crying to me if you find out something you didn't want to know. You've been warned. Also note: lots of non-competition reality info lurks below, too.
COMPETITION REALITY SHOWS
DANCING WITH THE STARS
Oh my Lord & Taylor, it's a damn spray paint challenge
, and Ivy and Laura Kathleen battle for the title of bitchiest mean girl. We call a tie.
It's a results show
. Lots of padding. So read this recap instead. Then you can free up space on your DVR.
THE X FACTOR
NON-COMPETITION REALITY TV SHOWS
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
We have a new housewife! And guess what? She's a total bitch! Welcome, Kenya! You fit right in! (Seriously, no reason to write a whole new line, you know?