Of course, the stars of "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" (Thurs. at 9:00 p.m. ET on TLC) always keep it classy, and this exclusive clip is no different. It's hard to know who's right -- if Lacy has Alyssa "whipped" or vice versa -- but I'm guessing there's going to be an enormous fight when Lacy discovers the woman he wants to stay at home scrubbing his underwear is rubbing up against a male stripper in a seedy hotel room. Ah, romance! 

I don't forecast a long run for this marriage, as Lacy and Alyssa have such divergent views about who should be calling the shots. I also have questions about what happened to the stripper's back, but maybe we just don't see the girls clawing at him desperately in this clip. Anything is possible at a gypsy bachelorette party!

How long do you think Alyssa and Lacy will last?