Of course, the stars of "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" (Thurs. at 9:00 p.m. ET on TLC) always keep it classy, and this exclusive clip is no different. It's hard to know who's right -- if Lacy has Alyssa "whipped" or vice versa -- but I'm guessing there's going to be an enormous fight when Lacy discovers the woman he wants to stay at home scrubbing his underwear is rubbing up against a male stripper in a seedy hotel room. Ah, romance! 

I don't forecast a long run for this marriage, as Lacy and Alyssa have such divergent views about who should be calling the shots. I also have questions about what happened to the stripper's back, but maybe we just don't see the girls clawing at him desperately in this clip. Anything is possible at a gypsy bachelorette party!

How long do you think Alyssa and Lacy will last?

Liane Bonin Starr is an author, screenwriter and former writer for EW.com. Her byline has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Variety and a lot of other places. Her last book was called "a scandalously catty, guilty pleasure" by Jane magazine. Expect the same from Starr Raving.