Well, this is awkward. I like the bottom half of this dress soooo much. And then there's this odd thing going on in the bodice, which seems to be saying, "Hello. I have small breasts. Please stare at them." I'm wondering if the black leather is there in case she needs an extra shoe or something. 

What do you think?

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