So, tonight we will be treated to the train wreck that is "The Bachelorette" rap video. Other things happen, of course, but because the chorus to the "song" performed in the video has a brainwashing effect on the guys, it sort of sets the tone. You'll see.
Still, a few guys manage to avoid the group date and thus remain sane. First off, Des chooses to have a solo date with Brooks, who is probably going to be the one who proposes. No one else has such great hair, and that seems to be the important criteria for how anyone couples off on this show (well, some guys have been bald, but still). More than that, you can see that Des and Brooks have great chemistry. Unless he tells her he likes sleeping in warm buckets of his own pee or only eats live Labrador puppies, this is probably his to lose.