"The Real Housewives of New York City"

"The Real Housewives of New York City"

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'Real Housewives of New York City' : Is Ramona the worst houseguest ever?

Josh tries to talk sense to Sonja, which doesn't end well

There are unwelcome house guests and then there's Ramona, who takes foul-tempered curmudgeonry to a whole new level. Heather thinks she's inviting her frenemies to her Berkshires getaway for a relaxing weekend of sunning, swimming and possibly sweating (if it's as hot as Ramona says it is, I'm surprised no one in the menopausal set burst into flames). Yeah, Ramona doesn't want to go. No famous people go to the Berkshires! It's going to remind her of where she grew up (for the record, she did not grow up in the same state as the Berkshires, so I guess it's just that the trees are the same). When she discovers that Heather's house doesn't have air conditioning, she's ready to turn the car around and head home. I'm betting Heather wishes she had. 

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"The Little Couple"

"The Little Couple"

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'The Little Couple': As Jen improves, it's time for some outdoor fun

Plus, Jen tweeted something sure to warm hearts this week

This week's episode may just look like an adorable visit to the playground for "The Little Couple" (airing Tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. ET on TLC) but fans of the show know otherwise. As Will explains, the family has been staying indoors for the past few weeks in order to keep Jen safe from infection as she recovers from cancer treatment. This simple outing represents an important step forward for the family. For Will, the show (and this clip) represents a chance to learn about sharing, but that's another issue. And while this isn't on the show, Jen tweeted something very sweet this week, so look for that after the jump. 

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"The Real Housewives of Orange County"

"The Real Housewives of Orange County"

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'Real Housewives of Orange County': Is Lizzie a good addition to the cast?

Vicki thinks Brooks is the bomb, but should she?

You would think David whisking Shannon away for a night of romance at the St. Regis would be intensely romantic. Or, if not romantic, at least not unsettling and kind of creepy. Unfortunately, when Shannon declares she needs to get just a little drunker to stomach the idea of having sex with her husband and searches for an open bottle for a quick swig, it was pretty clearly the latter and not the former. You know what's great foreplay? Asking your wife over dinner when she's getting her boobs "firmed up." I kept waiting for David to shove an envelope of money into her purse and shove her out the door with her shoes in her hand after he was done with her. The worst part? She was so grateful he was finally making time for her! 

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"Dancing with the Stars"

"Dancing with the Stars"

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'Dancing with the Stars': Abby Lee Miller is one tough judge

The 'Dance Moms' star takes an independent stance

Is that Mark Ballas singing? Yes, yes it is. And then he's dancing. He's a man of many talents, that Mark Ballas. He's got a single, because why not? It's called "Get My Name" so quick, go to iTunes! Anyway, Abby Lee Miller of the Lifetime show "Dance Moms" will be joining the judges' panel, which will either be great fun or extremely stressful. She isn't going to be shy about what she thinks, and while I have to believe she'll be easier on celebrities than she is on little kids, there's a good chance she'll tangle with the other judges since they're used to guest judges who say things like, "I don't know anything about what you were doing, but you were so passionate!"

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"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

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Do you think Porsha should have apologized on 'Watch What Happens Live"?

Do you think Kenya was right to press charges?

After the conclusion of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" last night, Andy Cohen sat down with Porsha Williams to discuss the big boo-boo that got her sent home early from the reunion -- her hair-pulling beat down of former beauty queen Kenya Moore. While Williams seemed self-possessed (certainly more so than the last time we saw her, screaming and kicking her high heels against the floor like a furious three-year-old), she wasn't entirely apologetic about what happened.

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"Dance Mom" star Abby Lee Miller

"Dance Mom" star Abby Lee Miller

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Interview: 'Dance Moms'' Abby Lee Miller to talk on 'Dancing with the Stars'

The tough cookie will dial it back for the celebs - maybe

"Dancing with the Stars" (Mon. at 8:00 p.m. on ABC) has had a cavalcade of celebrity guest judges this season, but none have known much about the dancing they're seeing -- until now. Abby Lee Miller, the tough-as-nails instructor on Lifetime's "Dance Moms," is taking the fourth chair at the judges' table, and you can bet we'll be getting some actual insight about dancing. We won't, however, see her dressing down the stars, it seems. Too bad. I spoke to Miller as she prepped for her one-night gig tonight about why she's judging instead of dancing, who her favorite is (yes, America, you're right on this one) and who she thinks might take home the mirror ball. 

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"Silicon Valley"

"Silicon Valley"

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'Silicon Valley' recap: It's ripped from real life, but smacks of sitcom shtick

While early episodes snapped, the bar is getting lower

Remember the premiere of "Silicon Valley"? It was just April 21, so it's not as if you have to climb into the way back machine. Still, that first sharp-edged episode seems so far away after this week's episode, a faded memory of better, smarter times. It wasn't that this week's show was bad, per se. It followed traditional sitcom tropes, hit the expected marks, and fell neatly in step with any so-so sitcom you've seen on network TV. Too bad.

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"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

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'Real Housewives of Atlanta' recap: Is it time for NeNe to quit?

Kenya and NeNe battle for the title of queen bee

Even Andy Cohen seemed exhausted by the screaming in the final installment of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion, and I can't blame him a bit. This third episode just felt like one long, worn-out argument. I'm guessing this must be what it's like to break up with a psychotherapy grad student or a card-carrying narcissist. No wonder Andy stuck his fingers in his ears.

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"Orphan Black"

"Orphan Black"

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'Orphan Black' recap: Is Kira's dad ready for Clone Club?

Felix makes a heartbreaking decision, too

I realize that the surplus of questionable characters (I can't say villains, as the jury is still out on at least a few of them) paired with the relentless pace of "Orphan Black"'s second season thus far has some fans feeling shellshocked. It's been a lot to digest, I'll admit. Still, I hope everyone is keeping their Clone Club membership. I can't make any guarantees, but I feel confident that what seems convoluted to some of us now will unravel satisfyingly as the season progresses. And hey, there's reason to celebrate, isn't there? While this episode still leaves us with more questions than answers, one of those answers is the identity of Kira's dad. That's something, right? 

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"Sex Sent Me to the ER"

"Sex Sent Me to the ER"

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'Sex Sent Me to the ER': Watch shower sex go horribly wrong

A couple ends up in the emergency room, each with injuries

I'm sure one young couple we meet in this week's episode of  "Sex Sent Me to the ER" (Sat. May 3 at 9:00 p.m. on TLC) had seen some television show or movie that shower sex seem easy. I suspect they did not take into consideration the idea that shower sex on television and in film usually takes place in these big, palatial showers that are larger than some living rooms. Trying it in a small box the way these two do is sort of like filling a coffin with water, standing it upright, and adding water hazards like soap dishes to the mix. So, duh, it doesn't end well in this clip from the show.

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