"Glee"'s Kevin McHale

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Kevin McHale, who plays wheelchair-bound Artie on "Glee," has a new project in the works. On Sunday, July 22 he'll be co-hosting the Teen Choice Awards (8:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m., Fox) with old friend Demi Lovato. "[The show] is always fun and super crazy, and I can't wait," McHale told journalists during a conference call. "It's kind of nerve wracking. Because it's live, you have to watch what you say and keep it together. Hopefully, I won't act like a fangirl in front of people I like."

 "The Real Housewives of New York City"

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The "Real Housewives of New York City" sans Ramona and Aviva are still frolicking in London this week. But as we know, you can take the girl out of Noo Yawk but it's considerably harder to take the Noo Yawk out of the girl, so the first thing we see is Sonja sticking her face in a bidet. Admittedly, it's filled with ice and Sonja swears this is the easiest way to reduce the swelling in her face as the sink is too shallow, but all I can think is that next week we will be seeing Sonja tooling around New York with enormous, blistering sores all over her head. 

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 It's time for one of those "the rejects speak" episodes of "The Bachelorette," which is usually just an excuse to get people yelling at one another. But given how low this season was on friction, I'm not expecting fireworks. Okay, maybe someone will take a punch at Kalon, but I'm sure he's used to it. What I'm really not expecting is much animosity toward Emily. Emily may be one of the most universally adored heartbreakers in the history of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," and it doesn't hurt that she can swear like a sailor (judging from how much she's bleeped) and isn't afraid to get her mama bear on when it comes to her kid. I do think Ricki, though she never meets the guys face-to-face, has been an effective tool in keeping them focused on exactly how much is at stake. And, in the case of Kalon, she has been a helpful tool in exposing him as a self-absorbed ass. But more on Kalon in a moment. Let's get to the episode!

 "Strange Sex"

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Watching the third season premiere of TLC's "Strange Sex" (Sundays, 10 p.m. ET), I had a lot of questions -- none of them about sex. Who are these people? Where did TLC find them? Why are they talking about this stuff on national television? Is this willingness to share part of the fetish, too? Do they have jobs to go to? If so, do they have to go to them the day after this airs? Damn, I wonder what that's like!

"Today"

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Next week 'Today' will make another play at recapturing morning show domination by airing an interview between Matt Lauer and Sir Elton John. The interview, which will promote John's memoir "Love Is the Cure: On Life, Loss and the End of AIDS," will air in two parts; Tuesday, July 17 and Wednesday, July 18. In the chat, prerecorded in England, John talks about his struggle with drugs, alcohol and bulimia and discusses coming out about his sexuality.

"Strange Sex"

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As you likely already know, I make it part of my job to hunt for programming in the strange, dark corners of basic cable. Accordingly, some of the stuff I find is not only strange, it puts the word right in the title so you won't be surprised by how absolutely weird some of this stuff is. So, when I see the third season premiere of TLC's "Strange Sex" on Sun. July 15, I should be prepared to see a grown-ass man breastfeeding, vaginal rejuvenation surgery and a woman with size 102ZZZ natural breasts. I won't be, of course, but in theory I should be.

Warning : After you see the clip below you may not be comfortable around baby bottles for a while. Or guys with unfortunate facial hair and ponytails. Although honestly, is that such a bad thing? 

"So You Think You Can Dance"

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It's time for "So You Think You Can Dance"! Whoot! We're still in the stage in which we have a bajillion dancers in the running, so there's no time to think -- and getting attached just isn't advisable. This looks to be a strong stable of dancers, so fingers crossed we get some performances worthy of the hot tamale train tonight.

We kick things off with a cool "Mad Men" opening, then head into a samba.

"Project Runway"

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"Project Runway" is back for its 10th anniversary season (Lifetime, July 19, 9 p.m.), and Heidi Klum will be back to auf designers left and right. During a conference call with reporters, Klum gave a few hints about what viewers could expect. "[One of the guest judges] I'm allowed to mention are Patricia Fields, who was one of our very first judges ever; she judged the first challenge of the very first season of the show, so we thought it would be fun to bring her back… We also have Lauren Graham, who'll be at our Times Square challenge, Hayden Panettierre and Krysten Ritter."

"The Real Housewives of Orange County"

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Yes, it's time for part one of the supersized reunion special (which really could be a series unto itself) of "The Real Housewives of Orange County." In this edition, there's some fighting, some screaming, that sort of thing. That's no big surprise. What may be surprising for anyone who tuned out this season is just how the allegiances have changed. I wonder if Bravo sent the girls a memo and said, hey, time to mix it up. We can only afford one new housewife and some of you are looking a little stale to us. For those who weren't paying attention, former besties Vicki and Tamra are on the outs. Former enemies Tamra and Gretchen (yes, Gretchen) are besties. Former sorta enemies Vicki and Alexis are also besties. Up is down, hell has frozen over, you name it. It's not really that different, to tell the truth, sort of like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. The one breath of fresh air is, of course, Heather, who is not only the sole brunette, but the only housewife who still has some shred of sanity. Of course, during this part of the reunion she's starting to sound a lot like her cohorts, which is a bitter disappointment.

"The Glee Project"

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It's an interesting theme this week, especially for Nellie, who is so overloaded with nerves it's amazing she doesn't just topple over. Of course, there are a few people who might be overconfident. Aylin thinks she's the very epitome of fearlessness, as she's had to overcome growing up in a conservative Muslim household. I suspect that actually won't be the topic of the video this week, so she may want to cool her jets. If we've learned anything about reality TV competition, it's that whenever you're expecting something, an unexpected take on things is going to smack you in the face like a cold cup full of slushy.