Oh, Apollo. Sure, it's really swell that you managed to come to some kind of a semi-coherent, possibly drunken accord with Kenya. That's peachy keen. The problem is that Phaedra has been telling you for a mighty long time not to talk to Kenya, and you just don't care. She might as well be telling you to eat your vegetables or wash the dishes, because you keep reacting as if she's being a mean old mommy, which is not really a great thing in a marriage.
I'm fairly sure I would have more to relate from my trip to "The Vampires Diaries" PaleyFest panel if not for the screaming. Oh, yes, screaming. Before the panel began, there was screaming. During a short video tribute to Katherine Pierce (more on that later), there was screaming. When Paul Wesley spoke, there was screaming. When Ian Somerhalder spoke, there was screaming. When anyone spoke, there was screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Needless to say, a lot of dishy details were drowned out by, yes, screaming.
Last night's episode of "Scandal" answered the horrifying question of who got the last bullet fired by new Command Jake Ballard (Scott Foley) as he faced James Novak (Dan Bucatinsky) and David Rosen (Joshua Malina). If the Internet hasn't already spoiled this twist for you, don't read ahead. Big, bad spoiler alert right here, and it's the last one you get.
USA is continuing to flesh out its slate of scripted programming with a dash of new content and a return of an old favorite. Today the network announced it has picked up "Rush" and "Complications." "Rush" is written and produced by "Warm Bodies" writer/director Jonathan Levine, while "Complications" is from "Burn Notice" creator Matt Nix. "White Collar" will also be coming back for a sixth season for six new episodes.
On Nat Geo's new series, "None of the Above" (premiering Mon. March 24 at 9:00 p.m.), host Tim Shaw challenges viewers to guess the outcome of his over-the-top (and sometimes explosive) experiments. In this exclusive clip, Shaw decides he wants to cook a frozen turkey fast. So, why not drop it in a 30-gallon drum of peanut oil? That has to end well, right?
A theme running throughout this episode is Elena's disappointment in her friends -- which is entirely valid, because seriously, how could they not tell Katherine had moved in and started calling the shots? Though Katherine made an attempt at imitating Elena, she didn't try all that hard -- all too often she wanted to do something and simply whipped up a feeble excuse as to why Elena might blunder into it (gosh, Stefan, didn't mean to get all that oil on my shirt -- oopsie, I'm naked in a hotel room with you!). Of course, only in Mystic Falls could you even entertain the idea that a dying vampire had hopped into your friend's body without being institutionalized. Still, it's like getting a haircut that no one notices -- wasn't anyone paying attention?
After Phil Robertson said the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person (to wit: his opinion of homosexuals, the 21st century, a GQ reporter), there were many people calling for his suspension (which happened), his reinstatement (which also happened) and the end of "Duck Dynasty" (which didn't). While ratings represented a year-over-year dip when the show returned for a fifth season in January, 8.5 million viewers are nothing to sneeze at, especially for a basic cable show. This week the show lured in under 5 million viewers, again making it the most-watched basic cable show by a landslide. Not bad, but less than half of the 11.8 million that was the series' high watermark.
Gosh, talk about ruining the Trailer Park Games for Jared. He wants to practice pounding back beers (this is called training or, on other days, Saturday night), but his wife just won't join in. Why would a respectable trailer park woman turn down beer? Hmmm, let's see. A raging yeast infection? Mouth sores? Wait, I know, pregnancy! At least, maybe pregnancy (and possibly the other stuff, but who knows). In this exclusive clip from "Trailer Park: Welcome to Myrtle Manor" (airs. Thurs. March 20 at 10:00 p.m. on TLC), Chelsey confesses she might have a bun in the oven. Drink up, Jared!
If you've never heard the name SallyAnn Salsano, you most certainly know the shows she's produced. She's been a showrunner on "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," and she's also the brains behind MTV's highest-rated series, "Jersey Shore." The Long Island native now has a very different kind of success in "Party Down South," which has its season finale tonight (Thurs. March 20 at 10:00 p.m. ET on CMT).
This week Melinda and I got a chance to talk to Andy Gowan, the music supervisor for "How I Met Your Mother" and other shows, and of course we had to ask about the very last song we'll hear on the show -- and some of the rumors floating around about what we'll see in the finale. We're only human.