Guys and Goo Goo Dolls

Okay, it may not be a hit, but these guys are definitely available.  

How Axl Rose Stole Christmas

If he has any more plastic surgeries, he will start looking like the Grinch -- and holding on to "Chinese Democracy" for over a decade before unceremoniously releasing a so-so album? That made our hearts shrink three sizes that day. 

The Sound of Music

Can't you just see Taylor Swift singing "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" just before she rips into Rolf for breaking her heart, then grabbing Maria's guitar and belting out an anthem about his stupid clothes and his annoying text messages?

Taylor Swift

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Liane Bonin Starr is an author, screenwriter and former writer for EW.com. Her byline has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Variety and a lot of other places. Her last book was called "a scandalously catty, guilty pleasure" by Jane magazine. Expect the same from Starr Raving.