If, like me, you were somewhat annoyed that "The Martian" managed to fight its way into the Golden Globes "Best Picture - Musical or Comedy" category (and then win it), then you'll enjoy Judd Apatow's rant at last night's Critics' Choice Awards.

Presenting an MVP award to Amy Schumer, Apatow took a moment to lash out at the movie that beat his and Schumer's "Trainwreck" at the Globes, directing his anger at a sheepish Matt Damon in the audience. 

"We only have one award, Matt," Apatow said. "That's all we get! I'm like a nerd on the school yard and you stole my milk money. I mean, can we just pick whatever category we want to be in?"

Apatow also had a vulgar suggestion for what all dramas could go do to themselves.