"The A-Team" was a fascinating hit TV series in that it was absurd even for the era in which it aired (1983-1987). The cartoon violence on the program was evident when, in the first episode, a jeep carrying soldiers pursuing the team flips over spectacularly and crashes (it’s an impressive enough shot that it was used in the opening credits for pretty much the entire run). Voiceovers, of course, quickly assure viewers that both the driver and passenger were fine after the crash. That was "The A-Team" in a nutshell: spectacular violence but people almost never actually got hurt, despite the A-Team’s extensive use of explosives and automatic weapons.
"The A-Team" was about a team of soldiers who were wrongly convicted of a crime they didn’t commit in the closing days of the Vietnam War. Now on the run from the U.S. military, they work as mercenaries helping out people in need while also trying to clear their names. Led by Col. John “Hannibal” Smith (played by George Peppard), whose trademark phrase was “I love it when a plan comes together,” the team consisted of Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck (played by Tim Dunigan in the first two episodes and Dirk Benedict going forward), Capt. H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock (Dwight Schultz) and, of course, Sgt. Bosco Albert “B.A.” Baracus (Mr. T). B.A. Baracus quickly became the most popular character on the series (much to the annoyance of Peppard). Fans of "The A-Team" were quite familiar with Mr. T.’s trademark phrase “I pity the fool.” However, is it really true the phrase was never used on "The A-Team"?
Yes, surprisingly enough, just like how Gracie Allen never actually said “Goodnight, Gracie” on
"The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show," B.A. Baracus never actually used the phrase “I pity the fool” on "The A-Team." (There are other famous examples of this, as well, of course, like Kirk never saying “Beam me up, Scotty,” Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes never saying “Elementary, my dear Watson,” and Rick never saying “Play it again, Sam” in "Casablanca").
Mr. T., born Laurence Tureaud, was already quite a personality before he began appearing regularly on television. He developed his Mr. T persona in the late 1970s while working as a bouncer (that’s also when he began donning gold chains and wearing his hair in the style of an African Mandinka warrior). That career led him to become a high-profile bodyguard, working for such celebrities as Michael Jackson, Diana Ross and Muhammad Ali. His unique tough-guy persona was given national exposure when Mr. T competed in a strongman competition on NBC called "America’s Toughest Bouncer." Winning the competition, he then appeared in a follow-up dubbed "Games People Play," which he also won. Before the final match, Mr. T explained to event commentator Bryant Gumbel that “I just feel sorry for the guy who I have to box. I just feel real sorry for him.” Sylvester Stallone caught this second competition and was intrigued by Mr. T and that line in particular.
Stallone then wrote Mr. T into "Rocky III" as the main villain, Clubber Lang. It was there the phrase “I pity the fool” was born.
The film was a massive success, and Mr. T was soon cast on "The A-Team," where he became an even bigger celebrity, and eventually one of the most recognizable figures in the country (he even did an inspirational video "Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool").
Mr. T would use the phrase “I pity the fool” regularly in public appearances, but for whatever reason, he didn’t bring it with him to "The A-Team." Just to prove this, I decided to put myself through the greatest of tests: actually watching every episode of the series to make sure. And while it took me quite a while (I wasn’t exactly thrilled to go through a bunch of these episodes in a row, so I spread them out over a number of months), I recently completed the series run and I can confirm he never used the phrase on the show. In fact, he didn’t say “fool” all that often, except to refer to “that fool Murdock.” His most common insult was “sucka.”
You often come across the suggestion that the quote “I pity the fool who goes out tryin’ a’ take over the world, then runs home cryin’ to his momma!” is from "The A-Team," but A) It never appeared on the show; and B) I don’t know if I believe that that phrase ever existed, period. I’ve heard a .wav file containing the opening and the closing together (“I pity the fool that runs home cryin’ to his momma”) but never the whole thing.
Anyhow, as to the legend at hand, it is one of those odd ones where we’re confirming a negative, so the legend is…
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