Last night on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the men of Full(er) House -- John Stamos, Bob Saget, and Dave Coulier -- promoted their new Netflix series and also their even newer, actually non-existent Netflix series called Full House Nights

"It's a more updated, gritty Full House reboot," Saget explained. 

Once all the children and female adults in the Tanner-Fuller house are asleep, Stamos explained, "the Full House daddies, we go out, and we go on the mean streets of San Francisco and we solve crimes."

It's even got the a gritty version of the Full House theme song. But, much like Fuller House, the Olsen twins do not appear.