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Just when you start getting excited about the new Indiana Jones, Friday has to come around and steal all your joy: David Koepp, longtime Steven Spielberg collaborator who wrote the widely-reviled Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (and directed Mortdecai, but let's not go there) has officially signed on to pen the script for the fifth installment. 

But first, in fairness: the controversial idea to insert aliens into the Indiana Jones universe was not Koepp's but, famously, producer George Lucas's, who at this point has no involvement with the upcoming movie. Also in fairness: let's not forget that Koepp wrote Jurassic Park for Spielberg and boasts other well-regarded credits including Sam Raimi's Spider-Man and David Fincher's Panic Room.

Now then! There are a lot of other problems in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull aside from the extraterrestrial element, from that horrifying "Shia swinging with monkeys" moment to the infamous "nuke the fridge" scene to the cartoonish bent of Cate Blanchett's Natasha-esque villain Irina Spalko (whom Koepp created). And also...god, what isn't mildly-disappointing-to-outright-terrible about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

Listen, this movie is so widely hated amongst Indiana Jones diehards that it even inspired an entire episode of South Park, and Spielberg and company had to have known that bringing the screenwriter of that film back would stoke the flames of controversy. Nonetheless, here we are...and the Twitter bile is spewing. Here's just a sampling of the hate:

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.