Welcome to the April 13, 2015 edition of Outrage Watch, HitFix's (almost) daily rundown of all the things folks are peeved about in entertainment. Today's top story: Mumford & Sons want nothing to do with Tidal.

In a new interview with The Daily Beast, the Grammy-winning rock band greeted the mention of Jay Z's much-ballyhooed new artist-owned streaming service -- which has the backing of such music superstars as Madonna, Beyonce, Jack White and Rihanna -- with "a series of loud fart sounds" before being slammed further by frontman Marcus Mumford, who told the website:

“We wouldn’t have joined it anyway, even if they had asked. We don’t want to be tribal. ...A band of our size shouldn’t be complaining. And when they say it’s artist-owned, it’s owned by those rich, wealthy artists.” Or as guitarist Winston Marshall called them: "New school fucking plutocrats.”

Wait, is that a compliment?

[The Daily Beast]

Want more? There's plenty of indignation to go around. See below for a full roundup of today's kerfuffles.

Outraged: Madonna haters
Target: Madonna
Why: Madonna's awkward onstage kiss with Drake at Coachella on Sunday unleashed the Madonna-bashing hordes on social media, with some even going so far as to imply that the "Rebel Heart" boss sexually assaulted the Toronto rapper.

And my personal favorite:

Not a lot, sounds like.

Outraged: Twitter, "The View" co-host Rosie Perez
Target: Gwyneth Paltrow
Why: The Oscar-winning actress and much-reviled GOOP guru took a lot of heat on social media over the weekend for accepting a challenge to live on a food budget of $29 a week -- i.e. the amount afforded to each person living on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Her tweet:

Along with TIME contributor Darlena Cunha -- who headlined her piece "Sorry, Gwyneth Paltrow, Poverty Tourism Is Gross" -- Gwyneth became the target of scorn from both Perez ("I find it offensive," she said on Monday's "View") and, of course, all the haters on Twitter:

Valid criticisms, and yet somehow I'm more offended by this sunny TV Guide tweet:

Take heart, the working poor! Gwyneth is stooping to your level for a whole week!

[h/t The Wrap]

Outraged: Lindsay Lohan (allegedly)
Target: Mother Dina Lohan
Why: According to TMZ, the England-residing "Mean Girls" star is angry at her beloved momma for two reasons: 1) Because she's reportedly participating in the U.K.'s edition of "Celebrity Big Brother," which would force Lindsay to share an even smaller country with her; and 2) Because she's hawking a bunch of Lindsay's stuff through an "online flea market."

In other Lohan news, Ali is still trying to get that pop career going.


A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.