The thing about being Michael Keaton is, no one will ever let you forget you played Batman and Beetlejuice, and especially not Taran Killam and Bobby Moynihan. They may even put you in their cheap-o fan films without your knowledge! But it's okay, Keaton's cool. He may even do the voices for you.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.