Martha Stewart owned Justin Bieber at his Comedy Central roast. Really.
While plenty of more proper comics roasted the hell out of Justin Bieber during his Comedy Central roast last night (including Jeffrey Ross and Natasha Leggero), it was really that ineffably comforting lifestyle maven Martha Stewart who did the job best. In this clip, check out Martha's salty advice for the Biebs, Shaquille O'Neal, and Ludacris. It's a good thing.